… it’s like something out of a randomiser in which you select a) right-wing leader b) Serie A club c) controversial political topic.

*Presses start button ….*

“Viktor Orbán asks Lecce squad for views on Gaza during awkward Hungarian parliament visit”

Is it just me, or has the @DailyMailUK become especially unhinged lately?

I mean - what on earth does living in a cul-de-sac have to do with attempted murder?

When Gary Neville says "you wouldn't see this in under 9s or under 10s football" - you would though, wouldn't you. In an U9s game I once saw a goalkeeper shout to his teammate, as the game was going on, "JAMES, HAVE YOU FINISHED CHARLOTTE'S WEB YET?"