fuck you skip intro button
February 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
fuck you skip intro button
if i can sign up for an account using your app, but can’t delete my account using your app, then you’re a piece of shit
February 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
if i can sign up for an account using your app, but can’t delete my account using your app, then you’re a piece of shit
well yeah, i’m, like, REALLY fast.
Scientists determined that Lucy, a human ancestor from 3.2 million years ago, couldn’t have beaten modern humans in a foot race.
How Lucy, Our Famous Ancestor, Runs On A Virtual Treadmill
Scientists determined that Lucy, a human ancestor from 3.2 million years ago, couldn’t have beaten modern humans in a foot race.
www.sciencefriday.com
February 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
well yeah, i’m, like, REALLY fast.
i’m tired of feeling like i’m living in the first 20 minutes of a blockbuster disaster movie
February 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i’m tired of feeling like i’m living in the first 20 minutes of a blockbuster disaster movie
WHATS THIS SONG THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EYES EMOJI!!!
February 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
WHATS THIS SONG THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EYES EMOJI!!!
i’m gonna start plagiarizing mark cuban’s posts
February 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
i’m gonna start plagiarizing mark cuban’s posts
I think that the difference is that the tea party was disruptive to the status quo, whereas chuck’s status is quite quo.
Do I know if the Democrats' messaging will click? Not really. Does Chuck Schumer look silly at these rallies? You could say that.
But I remember covering the early Tea Party rallies in February 2009, when the CW was "look at this stupid shit, do Republicans actually want to associate w this?"
But I remember covering the early Tea Party rallies in February 2009, when the CW was "look at this stupid shit, do Republicans actually want to associate w this?"
February 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I think that the difference is that the tea party was disruptive to the status quo, whereas chuck’s status is quite quo.
i wonder if some of the people who write me emails know that i delete them after reading the first sentence
February 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i wonder if some of the people who write me emails know that i delete them after reading the first sentence
“vibes are off” should be a good enough excuse for me to not show up to work for, like, a month
February 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
“vibes are off” should be a good enough excuse for me to not show up to work for, like, a month
american collapse began when we stopped making shitty video game adaptations of big movie releases
February 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
american collapse began when we stopped making shitty video game adaptations of big movie releases
girl will you shut up and get to work
You’re watching the Super Bowl next week.
Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your pizza prices.
Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your pizza prices.
February 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
girl will you shut up and get to work
if you ever offer me diet coke i’ll know you don’t love me
January 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
if you ever offer me diet coke i’ll know you don’t love me
people purposely misunderstand the “both parties are the same” mindset and it acts as a barrier to the achievement of meaningful change.
January 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
people purposely misunderstand the “both parties are the same” mindset and it acts as a barrier to the achievement of meaningful change.
"omg you speak spanish, can you say something right now?"
January 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"omg you speak spanish, can you say something right now?"
being so moved by music that you start to cry is the sickest experience everyone should do this
January 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
being so moved by music that you start to cry is the sickest experience everyone should do this
if ur still sending teams messages at this point today take a look in the mirror
December 20, 2024 at 8:48 PM
if ur still sending teams messages at this point today take a look in the mirror
my favorite part of eating laffy taffy is knowing 100% without a shadow of a doubt that i’m definitely also ingesting microplastics
December 17, 2024 at 7:54 PM
my favorite part of eating laffy taffy is knowing 100% without a shadow of a doubt that i’m definitely also ingesting microplastics
that feeling when you misspell a word so poorly that spell check doesn’t know what you’re trying to write
December 12, 2024 at 1:28 PM
that feeling when you misspell a word so poorly that spell check doesn’t know what you’re trying to write
the red mike and ike is always jucier than the rest of them are idk how to explain it
December 8, 2024 at 1:14 AM
the red mike and ike is always jucier than the rest of them are idk how to explain it
i’ll be watching this drake lawsuit veeerrrryyyy closely and if he wins then everybody who’s ever called me a stinkyhead better watch out
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
i’ll be watching this drake lawsuit veeerrrryyyy closely and if he wins then everybody who’s ever called me a stinkyhead better watch out
bsky is cool but it doesn’t solve for the fact that most mfs be dumb and exposing yourself to a steady stream of takes is psychically damaging
November 25, 2024 at 11:36 PM
bsky is cool but it doesn’t solve for the fact that most mfs be dumb and exposing yourself to a steady stream of takes is psychically damaging
surprise kendrick drop pls respect my privacy rn
November 22, 2024 at 5:31 PM
surprise kendrick drop pls respect my privacy rn
if we all just set our clocks to 5pm the work day will be over
November 22, 2024 at 2:28 PM
if we all just set our clocks to 5pm the work day will be over
sry if you can’t eat a pint of ice cream in one sitting i just don’t trust you
November 7, 2024 at 3:20 AM
sry if you can’t eat a pint of ice cream in one sitting i just don’t trust you