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Torthsüm
@toothsomecadaver.bsky.social
He/Him 18
Leave me and my five teeth alone Larry
Feed my germs, Jeremy.
July 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think there's an ant marriage going on in my bathroom. There's tiny music playing and they're all dressed up fancy
June 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The brick wall of despair:
Can the hearts hear my beating?
Will the walls cave in?
What if what's on the other side,
Shouldn't be let out again.
March 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hey. Drawing swirls in the mud. Just 4 you. Ok?
February 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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i’ve been emerging btw
February 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
OH SO I CAN REPLY WITH IT. MHM OK
February 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I can't even post image, this is 1984 coded
February 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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circumcised pencil
February 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oceangate implosion cosplay
February 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm gonna do a territorial eagle death spiral later does anyone wanna join me

#shithasmefuckedup
January 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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My, what baller swag you have grandma
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Things are about to get reallll silly
January 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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look sometimes you aim for live laugh love and you hit deny depose defend and that's ok
January 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Pinterest ads, never change pls
January 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Anomalocaris' cishet neurotypical cousin
Dreamt I saw a living Opabinia swimming around in a puddle.

Did I collect scientific data to personally publish the rediscovery of a species from 505 million years ago?

Of course not, I took shitty cell phone photos to post on iNaturalist.

(Illustration via Wikipedia, art from user Junnn11)
January 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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lol, a clip of a Tesla's vision system trying to understand a train

labyrinth.zone/notice/Aq5V7...
January 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Gonna eat barbed wire
January 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes you just look at people and gotta think about if they know about professional hobby horsing or not
January 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Got accepted into college he'll yeah. Gonna live and learn. Haha. Let's judt say... that's my sonic reference
January 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
He lived and learned
January 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The ocean is soup. Hot dogs are tacos. You can't fool me.
December 19, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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me when Santa cums down the chimney
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 PM