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bona fide hater 🌵
would love 2 make a fascist cry
bona fide hater 🌵
would love 2 make a fascist cry
Team games = team wins/losses. But c'mon, Nyquist 🫠 #minnesotawild #nhl
April 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Team games = team wins/losses. But c'mon, Nyquist 🫠 #minnesotawild #nhl
I wish I could just post about dumb things. Like how the one (1) bite of Buldak 2x Spicy Ramen I had last night was one of the worst things I've ever eaten. Or how cooked the MN Wild are. but instead: the horrors
March 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I wish I could just post about dumb things. Like how the one (1) bite of Buldak 2x Spicy Ramen I had last night was one of the worst things I've ever eaten. Or how cooked the MN Wild are. but instead: the horrors
This week, we will find out whether dressing like a pile of old comforters instead of a real human woman is a result of the Arctic blast or, like, everything else.
February 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This week, we will find out whether dressing like a pile of old comforters instead of a real human woman is a result of the Arctic blast or, like, everything else.
general strike when?
February 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
general strike when?
Has there ever been a Super Bowl shutout??? RIP Chiefs. (this is an easily searchable stat but I think I know the answer 😭😭😭)
February 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Has there ever been a Super Bowl shutout??? RIP Chiefs. (this is an easily searchable stat but I think I know the answer 😭😭😭)
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Quick reminder: DOGE isnt real. Its a figment of President Musks imagination and has no power, and isn’t an agency
February 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Quick reminder: DOGE isnt real. Its a figment of President Musks imagination and has no power, and isn’t an agency
All the pets are shedding SO bad and I have already vacuumed the whole main floor of the house and it's still covered in hair, and idk man with as awful as everything else is this might be what pushes me over the edge 😭
February 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
All the pets are shedding SO bad and I have already vacuumed the whole main floor of the house and it's still covered in hair, and idk man with as awful as everything else is this might be what pushes me over the edge 😭
Just thinking about how evil F*x News is. Thinking about how we talk about it, also. There are a great many things by which their viewers claim to be victimized, but that list never includes the constant stream of rage-inducing lies. Sold to them by voices they trust. 1/
January 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Just thinking about how evil F*x News is. Thinking about how we talk about it, also. There are a great many things by which their viewers claim to be victimized, but that list never includes the constant stream of rage-inducing lies. Sold to them by voices they trust. 1/
This incoming administration knows nothing of goodness or kindness or gentleness.
I hope their selfishness is their downfall.
I hope their selfishness is their downfall.
January 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This incoming administration knows nothing of goodness or kindness or gentleness.
I hope their selfishness is their downfall.
I hope their selfishness is their downfall.
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are so unlikeable together. There is not one ounce of joy coming out of that booth.
January 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are so unlikeable together. There is not one ounce of joy coming out of that booth.
Just thinkin' about "A Bug's Life" for no particular reason... "You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up! Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one and if they ever figure that out there goes our way of life! It's not about food, it's about keeping those ants in line."
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just thinkin' about "A Bug's Life" for no particular reason... "You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up! Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one and if they ever figure that out there goes our way of life! It's not about food, it's about keeping those ants in line."
I'm convinced that much of our population is no longer able to feel empathy. There are so many people in this country that are completely unashamed of their cruelty, their callousness. Unfortunately, we keep electing them.
January 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'm convinced that much of our population is no longer able to feel empathy. There are so many people in this country that are completely unashamed of their cruelty, their callousness. Unfortunately, we keep electing them.
My main #Festivus grievance this year is that I will never be as charming, terrible, beautiful, or petty as Elaine Benes. We love mean ladies in this house! May we all be so awful!!!
December 24, 2024 at 1:37 AM
My main #Festivus grievance this year is that I will never be as charming, terrible, beautiful, or petty as Elaine Benes. We love mean ladies in this house! May we all be so awful!!!
I have scored 4 goals in the past 2 weeks and none of them have been for my team (subbing, scrimmages, etc.). Why am I cursed in this hyperspecific way?!? Just like absolutely doomed to be mid when it counts.
December 23, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I have scored 4 goals in the past 2 weeks and none of them have been for my team (subbing, scrimmages, etc.). Why am I cursed in this hyperspecific way?!? Just like absolutely doomed to be mid when it counts.
Watched my very favorite X-Files episode last night in honor of the season: "How the Ghosts Stole Christmas" (although "Ice" and "Beyond the Sea" are close runners-up). Intimacy through codependency! Gore, lore and keeping score! (Who could ask for anything more?) 👽🛸
December 21, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Watched my very favorite X-Files episode last night in honor of the season: "How the Ghosts Stole Christmas" (although "Ice" and "Beyond the Sea" are close runners-up). Intimacy through codependency! Gore, lore and keeping score! (Who could ask for anything more?) 👽🛸
Another day, another deep dive into the McDonald's app to see if there are any HOLIDAY PIES near me. (There aren't.)
December 10, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Another day, another deep dive into the McDonald's app to see if there are any HOLIDAY PIES near me. (There aren't.)
✅two post-10pm hockey games
✅fifteen hours of live tv pledge
✅one remote FM broadcast
✅one 100.3° fever
🟩23 hrs of FM pledge producing
🟩three more hockey games
🟩two holiday parties
🟩a thousand bitch ass emails
These two weeks are unhinged. Happy holidays if we make it that far! 🌲
✅fifteen hours of live tv pledge
✅one remote FM broadcast
✅one 100.3° fever
🟩23 hrs of FM pledge producing
🟩three more hockey games
🟩two holiday parties
🟩a thousand bitch ass emails
These two weeks are unhinged. Happy holidays if we make it that far! 🌲
December 8, 2024 at 3:36 AM
✅two post-10pm hockey games
✅fifteen hours of live tv pledge
✅one remote FM broadcast
✅one 100.3° fever
🟩23 hrs of FM pledge producing
🟩three more hockey games
🟩two holiday parties
🟩a thousand bitch ass emails
These two weeks are unhinged. Happy holidays if we make it that far! 🌲
✅fifteen hours of live tv pledge
✅one remote FM broadcast
✅one 100.3° fever
🟩23 hrs of FM pledge producing
🟩three more hockey games
🟩two holiday parties
🟩a thousand bitch ass emails
These two weeks are unhinged. Happy holidays if we make it that far! 🌲
I'm on borrowed time with my twenty-year-old Honeywell turbo fan. I need it for sleeping, so we're limping it along like a dog you can't bring yourself to euthanize but probably should. Currently accepting recs for tall, LOUD fans. It has to be loud or there's no point!
December 6, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I'm on borrowed time with my twenty-year-old Honeywell turbo fan. I need it for sleeping, so we're limping it along like a dog you can't bring yourself to euthanize but probably should. Currently accepting recs for tall, LOUD fans. It has to be loud or there's no point!
Nice to see Kaprisov get some flowers! This has been a fun season so far. But I have some thoughts, mostly about my Emotional Support Sports Skepticism (I need it).
The Wyshynski Awards for the first quarter of the 2024-25 NHL season: Best, worst, embarrassments and trends
From best team to the weirdest goal to the most important document to the best bounce-back player, here are the superlatives of the season thus far.
www.espn.com
December 3, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Nice to see Kaprisov get some flowers! This has been a fun season so far. But I have some thoughts, mostly about my Emotional Support Sports Skepticism (I need it).
Like ❌y father before ❌e, ❌ost of ❌y sports tea❌ fando❌ ❌akes no geographical or historical sense. So as we lifelong ❌idwesterners have done since before I was born—a fa❌ily tradition—I will be rooting for The Ohio State University, a school none of us attended in a city I've only visited once. O-H!
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Like ❌y father before ❌e, ❌ost of ❌y sports tea❌ fando❌ ❌akes no geographical or historical sense. So as we lifelong ❌idwesterners have done since before I was born—a fa❌ily tradition—I will be rooting for The Ohio State University, a school none of us attended in a city I've only visited once. O-H!
It is X-Files o'clock. Aesthetically speaking, of course. Unfortunately, I can't explain because the ambiguity is Part of It. 👽
November 27, 2024 at 1:44 AM
It is X-Files o'clock. Aesthetically speaking, of course. Unfortunately, I can't explain because the ambiguity is Part of It. 👽
so many nazis, so few melted faces. c'mon, ark of the covenant — it's your time to shine, bud!!!
November 15, 2024 at 1:41 AM
so many nazis, so few melted faces. c'mon, ark of the covenant — it's your time to shine, bud!!!