Doesn’t change that when it would come up you’d mention how much Dustin was me, trust me, I was the one driving.

He’s lying, this guy spent 2017-2019 insuring I was just like Dustin from Stranger Things at various bars and parties.

“Leaving that shit in yr notes” is also an option! Maybe the kids should journal.

It’s gotten so much funnier this past month idek

It’s wild too bc that puts Hank and Peggy in the original show in their 50s if they’re retirement age now?

Love my friends/family and usually am into attempting to be there for them but I'm also really trying to do whatever the hell I please at my leisure for the next quarter or so

This tweet makes it look like I'm yr unemployed friend, and in reality I'm just a service industry lifer wiling time away while his sheets dry

I’m remarkably chill about getting loud with drunk adult men even tho I have yet to take my court ordered (redacted)