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Stefan
@toolittlecakes.bsky.social
Here on temporary leave.
You can’t make this shit up, folks
December 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The trope of “last sane person on (social media network)” is so fucking tiring. Just find someone to text, bro.
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Idk why everyone’s performatively running to here again but hello
October 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What? You want me to type that shit into my phone? Lol
September 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Had some ennui and started rewatching twin peaks… long depression incoming or am I gonna shed some mental weight? Tune in next time for more
April 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I have a friend that gives me “barely reigned in Jeremy Fragrance” vibes.
April 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I like that the coens were just casually some of the best noir writers of all time and didn’t like going back to that well too much
March 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Even by my normal standards I'm extra avoidant and anxious this month, but I feel like I've earned it?
March 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Just saw Robert Townsend in a Budweiser commercial from Super Bowl XVI
March 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The absolute weiner you have to be to consider ET Spielberg’s best film….
February 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Remembering that I’m enterprising enough to watch any television show I want and choosing the Steven Knight second wave Ska show.
February 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I watched love hurts! No one in that movie deserves better bc they all said yes to this abysmal script! And then they all got their performances chopped to bits!
February 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We out here watching a vital soderbergh experimental experience in an empty theater!!
February 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The question is: what Spike Lee movies are truly bad?
February 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oklou album getting hype but I still think it’s deranged to make an essentially drumless electronic record. It’s like Joanna Newsom or some shit.
February 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Kicked some folks out (one in tremendously coordinated baby blue warriors gear lmao) and then another regular walked in telling me the same group got kicked out of the bar down the street with way more patience (and security) than I.
February 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I am well aware that this is some classic hater shit: someone just posted “Ke Huy Quan deserves better than (Love Hurts).”
He does not.
February 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
February 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Shouts to people performative quitting Twitter multiple times and never leaving.
February 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Reposted by Stefan
February 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Goldeneye pause music is the new Kanye album ranking
January 31, 2025 at 5:50 AM
few things better than when an actor obviously wrote their own IMDB bio and fill it with color throughout.
Oh, you had a small town upbringing that involved 30 people in yr graduating class?
You can tell in yr performance in that 2007 indie!
January 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Fanboys is probably one of the worst movies I’ve watched multiple times. Makes perfect sense that this guy went on to make 10 years of the Goldbergs.
January 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The folks
January 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Barely 8:30 and have had to assert myself repeatedly.
January 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM