If we had drawn WSM away, it would have been a derby, there's more Brummies there than even Rhyl now.

Look what happens when we do, though...

Vicky Cristina, Madrileña.

There is a very specific benefit to living in an apartment complex, especially at this time of year...

Wait, what? You mean, there are people who actually watch the adverts? They don't pre-record everything, and then watch later, fast-forwarding through the ad breaks? Weirdos.

There's an award-winning play in which that is one of the fundamental parts.

That was the most Football Manager match I think I've ever seen Villa have under Señor Emery.

I am sure you are all over this one already, but:
⚽️ When was the last time that two Villa players scored for England in the same match?
⚽️ When was the last time that two Villa players scored for the same nation in the same match?

Also on Ye Book of Face!

Ouch.

"Togetherness" is the key word there.

"Are you happy with this news, Unai?"
"Marco Bizot."

To be fair, the last two words were superfluous.

"I'm not at the ceremony tonight. This is because I'm currently in a waaaaaaaaahmbulance."

Of all the hills upon which you could have chosen to die, you selected a molehill. I used "Con-Dem" before 2010, referring to the pact that messed up Birmingham City Council. I used to joke that I hoped we never got a Con-Dem nation - it's always the hope that kills you (slowly).