@tonysaurusrox.bsky.social
One day, mild-mannered Tony Cowdrill was bitten by a radioactive man. He now has all the powers of a man. HIS NAME... IS MAN-MAN! (Battling his arch-nemesis,
Dr All-That-Shit-That-Needs Doing!)
Dr All-That-Shit-That-Needs Doing!)
Spare a thought for this man. Until recently, he made a fortune from the credits of the various TV shows in the Law & Order franchise, named in his honour. Now they are out of copyright and in the public domain, he is now reduced to doing the weather on regional British TV. We feel for you, sir.
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spare a thought for this man. Until recently, he made a fortune from the credits of the various TV shows in the Law & Order franchise, named in his honour. Now they are out of copyright and in the public domain, he is now reduced to doing the weather on regional British TV. We feel for you, sir.
A sausage roll is just a handheld beef Wellington. I shall be taking no questions.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
A sausage roll is just a handheld beef Wellington. I shall be taking no questions.
It has been confirmed that in the movie "Wicked: For Good," the part of Dorothy Gale will be played by Liam Neeson.
He was hired because he has a particular set of heels.
He was hired because he has a particular set of heels.
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It has been confirmed that in the movie "Wicked: For Good," the part of Dorothy Gale will be played by Liam Neeson.
He was hired because he has a particular set of heels.
He was hired because he has a particular set of heels.
If you are feeling low, just remember: inside you, there are two wolves. Now look at how badly Wolves are doing this season. There's your explanation.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you are feeling low, just remember: inside you, there are two wolves. Now look at how badly Wolves are doing this season. There's your explanation.
If Pizza Hut has folded, is it now Calzone Hut?
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If Pizza Hut has folded, is it now Calzone Hut?
@avfcstatto.bsky.social I have been wondering for a long while - what are the stats for Villa when it compares to average points per Premier League match when the game is shown live on TV? Especially when compared to other teams? It has always felt to me as though we do worse than most teams.
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@avfcstatto.bsky.social I have been wondering for a long while - what are the stats for Villa when it compares to average points per Premier League match when the game is shown live on TV? Especially when compared to other teams? It has always felt to me as though we do worse than most teams.
These fellas painting the English flag on roundabouts are just Fathers 4 Justice now that the kids have grown up.
September 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
These fellas painting the English flag on roundabouts are just Fathers 4 Justice now that the kids have grown up.
Ever hear about the contrary professional poet?
They charge you, per verse.
(Doesn't quite work when written down. Damn.)
They charge you, per verse.
(Doesn't quite work when written down. Damn.)
September 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Ever hear about the contrary professional poet?
They charge you, per verse.
(Doesn't quite work when written down. Damn.)
They charge you, per verse.
(Doesn't quite work when written down. Damn.)
I mean, I know it's sarcasm... and yet...
August 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I mean, I know it's sarcasm... and yet...
I hate the wokes. Yeah, can't stand them. Annoying little sh¡ts. Can't even understand most of what they're saying. Hiding out in forests, chucking wooden spears, physically overpowering Imperial Stormtroopers... no, wait. Sorry, that's not the wokes, is it? That's the Ewoks.
August 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I hate the wokes. Yeah, can't stand them. Annoying little sh¡ts. Can't even understand most of what they're saying. Hiding out in forests, chucking wooden spears, physically overpowering Imperial Stormtroopers... no, wait. Sorry, that's not the wokes, is it? That's the Ewoks.
New public uproar, as Liz Truss is caught on the Jumbotron at a concert.
She wasn't with another man or anything. It's just we were so close to forgetting all about her.
She wasn't with another man or anything. It's just we were so close to forgetting all about her.
July 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
New public uproar, as Liz Truss is caught on the Jumbotron at a concert.
She wasn't with another man or anything. It's just we were so close to forgetting all about her.
She wasn't with another man or anything. It's just we were so close to forgetting all about her.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
If Walkers made mints, then spearmint would be in green packaging, and peppermint would be in blue.
If Walkers made mints, then spearmint would be in green packaging, and peppermint would be in blue.
July 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
If Walkers made mints, then spearmint would be in green packaging, and peppermint would be in blue.
If Walkers made mints, then spearmint would be in green packaging, and peppermint would be in blue.
At 25 years 291 days, is Ellie Roebuck the BBC's youngest ever professional footballer-pundit?
July 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
At 25 years 291 days, is Ellie Roebuck the BBC's youngest ever professional footballer-pundit?
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WSL 🏴
Aston Villa have announced the signing of Ellie Roebuck
The 25 year old goalkeeper returns to the WSL after a year away with Barcelona!
The England international won the WSL golden glove in 2020 & was a part of the Lionesses’ squad that won Euro 2022!
Aston Villa have announced the signing of Ellie Roebuck
The 25 year old goalkeeper returns to the WSL after a year away with Barcelona!
The England international won the WSL golden glove in 2020 & was a part of the Lionesses’ squad that won Euro 2022!
July 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
WSL 🏴
Aston Villa have announced the signing of Ellie Roebuck
The 25 year old goalkeeper returns to the WSL after a year away with Barcelona!
The England international won the WSL golden glove in 2020 & was a part of the Lionesses’ squad that won Euro 2022!
Aston Villa have announced the signing of Ellie Roebuck
The 25 year old goalkeeper returns to the WSL after a year away with Barcelona!
The England international won the WSL golden glove in 2020 & was a part of the Lionesses’ squad that won Euro 2022!
Why does the commentator for the Switzerland vs Iceland match pronounce every Icelandic surname with a French accent? Apparently they all end in "-dottairrrr"...
July 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Why does the commentator for the Switzerland vs Iceland match pronounce every Icelandic surname with a French accent? Apparently they all end in "-dottairrrr"...
The beginning and the end approacheth...
July 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The beginning and the end approacheth...
Two years ago today, England played Germany in the U21 Euros. It was a 2-0 victory, including a goal from Harvey Elliott.
Half an hour gone in (the final of) the U21 Euros, and England are beating Germany 2-0. Yes, Harvey Elliott scored one of them...
Half an hour gone in (the final of) the U21 Euros, and England are beating Germany 2-0. Yes, Harvey Elliott scored one of them...
June 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Two years ago today, England played Germany in the U21 Euros. It was a 2-0 victory, including a goal from Harvey Elliott.
Half an hour gone in (the final of) the U21 Euros, and England are beating Germany 2-0. Yes, Harvey Elliott scored one of them...
Half an hour gone in (the final of) the U21 Euros, and England are beating Germany 2-0. Yes, Harvey Elliott scored one of them...
I was given a free ticket to a secret event in the middle of nowhere. When I arrived, I went through the first door, and saw Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland performing surgery on their band mate. I got out of there sharpish, as it was obviously the Police carrying out a Sting operation.
June 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I was given a free ticket to a secret event in the middle of nowhere. When I arrived, I went through the first door, and saw Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland performing surgery on their band mate. I got out of there sharpish, as it was obviously the Police carrying out a Sting operation.
Even Russell T Davies will have to admit that the franchise may not recover from this revelation.
June 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Even Russell T Davies will have to admit that the franchise may not recover from this revelation.
I'm wondering if Tuchel chose his squad for these two matches, telling several players that this was their last chance to impress. Bloody hope so, anyway - never, ever want to see Walker or Henderson in that shirt again, to name just two.
June 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm wondering if Tuchel chose his squad for these two matches, telling several players that this was their last chance to impress. Bloody hope so, anyway - never, ever want to see Walker or Henderson in that shirt again, to name just two.
Just saying...
Aston Villa are the only team this season in the Champions League to put three goals past this PSG team ✅
May 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just saying...
Thoughts on Doctor Who...
May 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Thoughts on Doctor Who...
I once wrote a play about a Native American tribe who migrated from Florida to Oklahoma. Although I didn't know much about them at the time and the play was largely overlooked, it is now recognised as a Seminole work.
May 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I once wrote a play about a Native American tribe who migrated from Florida to Oklahoma. Although I didn't know much about them at the time and the play was largely overlooked, it is now recognised as a Seminole work.
Am I the only person who is really irritated by the current Trivago advert? No, nothing to do with Klopp - the first customer at hotel reception is told, "With your 10% loyalty discount, that's £190.00 for the night." So the regular room rate is... £211.11 (with the 1 recurring)? Really?
May 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Am I the only person who is really irritated by the current Trivago advert? No, nothing to do with Klopp - the first customer at hotel reception is told, "With your 10% loyalty discount, that's £190.00 for the night." So the regular room rate is... £211.11 (with the 1 recurring)? Really?
I just saw the excellent comedian @jinhaoli.bsky.social comment: "There's no love in marriage. There's no love in most things - except 'gloves'."
That's particularly interesting when one considers that "smitten" is an anagram of "mittens."
Makes you think (for a few seconds, then just move on).
That's particularly interesting when one considers that "smitten" is an anagram of "mittens."
Makes you think (for a few seconds, then just move on).
May 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I just saw the excellent comedian @jinhaoli.bsky.social comment: "There's no love in marriage. There's no love in most things - except 'gloves'."
That's particularly interesting when one considers that "smitten" is an anagram of "mittens."
Makes you think (for a few seconds, then just move on).
That's particularly interesting when one considers that "smitten" is an anagram of "mittens."
Makes you think (for a few seconds, then just move on).