Apparently, it has been reported that our boy Luigi has recorded numerous sex tapes, which sources are describing as “highly stylized” and “cinematic quality.” And I guess that this news was intended to sour the public’s opinion of him.

True. Most people are not fully prepared for the level of investment and work that goes into raising and maintaining a flock.

I’m baffled that they’re saying all this as if Avian Flu is unable to affect backyard birds, and as if it’s a great idea for everyone to have their own personal potential disease vectors, especially in more highly populated areas. All absolutely terrible ideas.

You know I’m a fan for life. I’ll follow you on any platform, to the ends of the earth, Teresa.

I have published a couple sketch collections, but it’s been easily a decade since my last one… probably longer. I keep telling myself I’m going to put together a new one, but I never carve out the time.

When you spend all day every day palling around with legitimately terrifying monsters, what’s a few old ghosts?

…unlike the conjugation in the movie, which is just patently upsetting.

Je te déteste pour ça, Jamie McKelvie.

Somebody’s still gotta destroy the ring, though.

A B C D, follow me!

The theme song still pops into my head on a regular basis. I, of course, remain a fan of Tall Teeth.

Soundtrack CD cover by the inimitable @tonymoore.bsky.social

Robbed of your glory. That sucks, man.

Dorne looked like a young Abe Vigoda blended with Boris Karloff. Wild Bill looked like if Dorne drank the Jeckyll/Hyde formula.

He was so great that it’s honestly kind of sickening.