Tony Bennett
@tonybennett.bsky.social
Duluth guy. Muso for over three decades. Also: writer, ex-TV worker, debtor, and possessor of crippling, unyielding death anxiety. I'm fun!
There's a double space between "administration" and "released," there. Also, you made a mistake by getting misdirected into not covering the Epstein coverup.
July 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There's a double space between "administration" and "released," there. Also, you made a mistake by getting misdirected into not covering the Epstein coverup.
And...you'll say it's bullshit in your NEXT headline, then?
July 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
And...you'll say it's bullshit in your NEXT headline, then?
I'm hungry. Shall we have the rich for supper?
July 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm hungry. Shall we have the rich for supper?
How much did it cost?
July 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
How much did it cost?
I think AI has already hurt us severely. Students are being allowed to use it in college, which is insane.
July 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think AI has already hurt us severely. Students are being allowed to use it in college, which is insane.
"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
July 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
Purity tests are for losers.
July 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Purity tests are for losers.
Why does he say "Russia" three times? Also, Russia was real. They interfered in our elections in 2016. Obama kicked the diplomats out. Why are we forgetting this?
July 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Why does he say "Russia" three times? Also, Russia was real. They interfered in our elections in 2016. Obama kicked the diplomats out. Why are we forgetting this?
I would LOVE to see Trump take an IQ test next to AOC and get his results at the same time. Could you imagine him ranting about the machine being rigged?
July 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I would LOVE to see Trump take an IQ test next to AOC and get his results at the same time. Could you imagine him ranting about the machine being rigged?
I thought it was those other times. Turns out, it's these ones, too.
June 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I thought it was those other times. Turns out, it's these ones, too.
Absolutely terrible. It's Temu Jason. Idiots.
May 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Absolutely terrible. It's Temu Jason. Idiots.
Goldmember's regular fireside shats are already boring.
April 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Goldmember's regular fireside shats are already boring.
"You should've just lied back and let Vlad take you like a good little boy."
April 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"You should've just lied back and let Vlad take you like a good little boy."
All those great satirical books and movies couldn't save us from our doom.
April 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
All those great satirical books and movies couldn't save us from our doom.
Maybe we can get Omarosa back to fix everything?
April 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Maybe we can get Omarosa back to fix everything?