I've got a momma and 3 adorable babies living in my tree out back right now and it's soooo dang cute. They've just learned how to come down from the nest and return.

Guess it's finally time to get custom-made
boxes. Suggestions on a place that doesn't fund evil or treat small businesses poorly?

By design… 😑

While my man was off getting my superglue, I discovered that there was a fire at the place I use for my business mail. I suspect others in our community had that experience today. RIP Post Options.

I am going to need some evidence that my life isn't a dark comedy. Similar to The Truman Show but...

I got my finger looked at, then I superglued it. They don't take my shitty insurance. Doc said my tendons are fine, so I thanked him and left. My man bought me a pack of 10 of the cutest little superglue bottles. The gel kind was a lot less ouchy, too! (Yes, this is a standard move of mine...)

But not as much as what happened next.

Today I picked up the stuff I won at auction. Before my man was finished loading the truck, I cut my finger to the bone with the mystery tool.

Turns out it's a plunge knife.

*sighs*

Well you called me mr then used my first name and asked to dm. Sounds like a bot.

Ah… say you are a bot without saying you are a bot.

I’m more worried that I heard a radio commercial today that I genuinely thought was satire. It was a get out message from our government to “those who are in the country illegally.” This is farther than I thought we could fall.

I recommend Lyft because they’re more female positive and you can report this type of behavior and that will cause the driver to learn or gtfo

I’m concerned that he might fall out of a window

Crossing my fingers he gets picked up by Netflix

I’ve hated them for years. Happily boycotting already.

Congratulations on being almost civil for two whole replies.

It is challenging for us dealing with all the sociopaths.

Imagine being this guy saying that kind of bs on this particular page. Hilarious and sad simultaneously.

Now, why do you think I wouldn't want another merchant to see my data? Because I'd be embarrassed? I'll give you a minute... It's so they can't USE it dumbass. Also so my customers can feel secure about where their data goes or doesn't go. But DAMN IT it, do I need to move away from Shopify now?