Kelly Stahlberg 🧑‍💻✨🫶
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toni-stark.bsky.social
Kelly Stahlberg 🧑‍💻✨🫶
@toni-stark.bsky.social
✨Founder of STIM (provides safe sensory spaces for conferences, offices …)
https://bsky.app/profile/s-t-i-m.bsky.social

🧑‍💻I am a 10+ year
| Sr. Cybersecurity Analyst | Splunk Admin (+certs) | dog parent | Comic Nerd

🧠 ADHD | Neurospicy

🎃He/Her She/Him
I got chu! *dives into the internet* it’s not lookin great.

I will put out all the positive vibes for you! ✨🌿✨
May 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I hear ya, I call them “bagel fell peanut butter side down” days. OR & this one is weird but it’s you so I’ll share. “I put my pants on before my socks” it literally ruins my day with the tone it sets.
Do you need anything? Can I help?
May 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I cannot WAIT to enter my grey haired witchy era. It will be so much better then my polluted water witchy era.
a man in a blue hoodie says embrace the gray
Alt: blue hoodie says embrace the gray
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May 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I still say the multiplication rhymes in my head 😂
a man in a red jacket is pointing his finger at the camera
Alt: Fred Armison is counting on the air
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May 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
While listening to the podcast “Morbid” I was reminded that “The Green Mile” still existed and I believe it is time for a re-watch.
a mouse is playing with a spool of sewing thread that says ' spool ' on it
Alt: a mouse is playing with a spool of sewing thread that says ' spool ' on it
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May 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ted *sneeze* Bundy had absolutely zero fans, negative fans, no one outside the prison he was in with signs saying “marry me” nope. Not a single one
May 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I just have a grand ‘me time’ leisure day. I mean all out Jenna Marbles screaming “ITS MY LEISURE SUIT BEACH, DON’T JUDGE ME I’M LEISURIN” kind of day.
April 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Could you IMAGINE if a vasectomy was brought up in sex ed class? That would be the best thing ever. Seriously, I was 16 when I was put on birth control… 16!
It would great to hear that 16 year old boys are owning their sexual reproduction responsibilities like that.
February 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
They should really cancel all those streaming services and monthly box subscriptions, bet that would get them to 16 billion 🤣
a woman stands in front of a door and says " i need money now for real stuff "
Alt: a woman stands in front of a door and says " i need money now for real stuff "
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February 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Oh they def will :)
I’ll try and grab a vid of them for your viewing pleasure 🐶💜
February 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Oh my gosh! I was diagnosed 2019 and had similar feelings! I even started a business where I provide sensory friendly spaces at conventions/large events for neurodivergent can go and regulate! My business card is literally two different types of STIMS! 😂 🫶✨🫶
February 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My pups LOVE to eat fresh deck snow, it’s the best snow there could be. This is perfect deck snow! 🫶✨🫶
February 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM