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Kelly Stahlberg 🧑‍💻✨🫶
@toni-stark.bsky.social
37 followers 84 following 88 posts
✨Founder of STIM (provides safe sensory spaces for conferences, offices …)
https://bsky.app/profile/s-t-i-m.bsky.social

🧑‍💻I am a 10+ year
| Sr. Cybersecurity Analyst | Splunk Admin (+certs) | dog parent | Comic Nerd

🧠 ADHD | Neurospicy

🎃He/Her She/Him
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I just have a grand ‘me time’ leisure day. I mean all out Jenna Marbles screaming “ITS MY LEISURE SUIT BEACH, DON’T JUDGE ME I’M LEISURIN” kind of day.
Jenna Marbles is in her leisure suit and doing some heavy leisuring
April 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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There have been some amazing TV twist moments but none have my heart to this day like … #buffy #angel
From "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" episode "Angel," Buffy is shocked to discover that Angel, who she initially believed to be a kind and helpful "work friend," is actually a vampire AFTER THEY KISSED!!
March 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I TLDR post I did on LinkedIn (if you read any part of this monster read paragraphs 1,2, or 3)

I wrote my opinion on the necessity of having DEI and neurodiversity on cybersecurity teams.

#DEI #diversity #equity #inclusion #neurodiversity #cybersecurity
A screen shot of a TLDR LinkedIn post about Kelly’s opinion on what is happening with DEI and what it means for cybersecurity.
February 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Hope this helps, this is Loomis and he is a tiny dandelion floof that acts like a cockapoo. He can go Zero-Adventure in ohhh 20-40 min, depends if he is tolerant of his boots or not.
A cockapoo that is buffin colored sleeping on a red chair at his grandmas house. There is a batch of yellow floof in front of him and that is a stuffed duckie he uses to make biscuits. A cockapoo that is buffin colored awake and ready for outside snow adventures. He is decked to the nines in a multicolored fleece number (sky blue, yellow, pink, red, purple, and dark blue stripes) by Target. His boots pirate skulls and they cover his whole leg. He is outside on a snow covered path exploring a forest type environment. This is is first time in such an environment so his brown puppy eye are opened wide and filled with wonder. Also he is staring at the camera like “but did we really need these boots?”
January 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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For ever my favorite LOTR book cover 😂 AI could never top this.
A cover for the lord of the rings, the two towers, where it looks like the characters Legolas and Gimli are finally about to profess their love for each other.
January 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Just stared off into the void. Poor guy, he had no idea what to do so just froze. Loomis (the tiny poofy blond one) he was playing and running around until his batteries died and I saw him just sit in the middle of the floor and blinking.

Your fur baby is cuuute!! 💜
The paws emoji. Two animal paws
January 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Has anyone ever been having a vivid dream and while it’s happening your brain starts to show its neurodivergence?
#neurodivergence #adhd #autisum #dreams
A block of text that explains how my neurodivergent brain even peeks into dreams. Black background, white text, and it says … Example: I was watching a character try to keep a Freddy Kruger like enemy out by putting a sort of magic potion on a doorway but then they started arguing with themselves that it made no sense. This character looked at the floor and ceiling and was like "what stops him from just going around the door frame? Should paint this on the ceiling and floor? What about when it dries? What about when it's wet? What if I miss a spot?" It was stressful while watching the dream but when I woke up I was just like... "wow, even in my dreams I create these situations *laughing tears emoji* Good times"
January 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Happy 2025, May this be the year a live action Red Dead Redemption 2 show is made and @hangmanpage.bsky.social is cast as Arthur Morgan ✨🙏✨

I see no difference, these are the same picture. #aew #rdr2
On the right is a man (AEW’s Hangman Adam Page) who has been pushed to the limit and finally snapped. He lit the childhood home of his enemy on fire and sipped whiskey while sitting on a decorative floral chair. On the left is the video game character Arthur Morgan sitting in front of a fire contemplating his life decisions that got him to where he is. Alone, dieing, and betrayed by his closest friends/family.
January 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I love my grandma. I miss my dogs. This scale should not be as tilted one way as it is but I accept this and will enjoy my time in Hell
A tiny baby buffin colored cockapoo that is asleep in a tiny muffin sized ball A queen sized bed with two dogs and a pair of human legs under blanket. There is a small, very sleepy, buffin colored cockapoo on one side of the legs. There is a slightly larger, very very sleepy, black dog with white boots on the other side of the legs. The human in this picture is not comfortable but can’t move because they risk waking the dogs and they could never forgive themselves if they did that.
November 26, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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I have a few theory’s for #fullgear and specifically making Adam Cole’s story make sense.

#wrestling #aew
November 23, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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When you need to go and apply for the new job postings that LinkedIn sent but also the puppy is asleep in your arms.

Decisions… 🤔

#doggo #puppy #Loomis #dogofbluesky
November 14, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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Netflix?!
Why do you have to put Michael Myers on blast like this?! 🤣

Michael Myers …
He’s four years from retirement but has one last kill?
He pounds a ensure before every chase?
He was gone between sequels because he fell and needed a hip replacement?

#horror #halloween #netflix #movies
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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The scene in IM2 where Tony sits next to Pepper on the same chair and then mimics her movements/positions lives rent free 24/7 in my head.
It just makes my little neurodivergent brain so happy xD

#IM2 #tonystark #pepperpotts #marvel #neurodivergent #threeAMthoughs
November 13, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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Does anyone else have a queen-king size bed but only gets to sleep in a corner in the fetal position? Doggos, I love em 🐾💜

#doggo #puppy #dogparent
November 12, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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*looking for something comfy to watch*
I want spooky but comfy but also I have to accept Halloween is over… what do I watch?! *picture*
Wow, umm thank you universe
🧡✨🖤

#cookingshow #gingerbread #halloween #holidays #imnotreadyforspookyseasontobeooooover #camefromOGtumblrsoImonologueinthetags
November 9, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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When I worked as a Sr. Cybersecurity Analyst, I would say about breaches “I don’t care how we do it, I don’t care what tool we buy… I just don’t want to end up on the news.”
Cut to me reading in Iron Man *photo*
I knew I related TS for a reason 🤣

#ironman #tonystark #cybersecurity #tech #breach
November 9, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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The ‘sensory room’ was a space that provided education, fidgets, coloring, puzzles, create a fidget, badge decoration, word puzzles, self contained play-doh for hands & tools, and a quiet-ish space for attendees to go.
Feed back was AMAZING ✨🫶✨
#adhd #neurodivergence #autism #anxiety #inclusion
November 8, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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These are the sensory friendly spaces I put together for the Cyber Security Summit.
The ‘calming corner’ was a quiet space with various types of sitting, weighted blankets, neck/back stretching, yoga mats, and silent fidgets available for attendees (1)
#adhd #neurodivergence #autism #anxiety
November 8, 2024 at 7:52 PM