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Toneeee
@toni-boni.bsky.social
Ph.D. student of philosophy, believe it or not
I'd rather be in a room with Dracula than with Klaus Kinski
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I am in the train rn, listening to music with headphones on and this lady next to me started tapping with her fingers to pass time, old school stimming style, and - I shit you not - for 4 or 5 seconds her tapping was completely in rhytm with the drums in the song
September 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Guy who accurately describes the dangers of sars cov 2 but keeps refering to it as a bacillus
September 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Sending you spotify links you'll never click on is how I show love.
September 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Saw a bus driver get in a bus. Funny. Drives people to where they have to go all day but one person he can't -- himself. Ironic.
September 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The problem with dating apps is that I don't have 5 to 6 pics of me that I like
September 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus swole af
September 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Baker never existed. He was just a literary invention of Hacker's, like Socrates was to Plato.
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
When a serbian and a croat call each other fascist, both will be correct.
September 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The boundaries of my world keep expanding, the ammount of people I miss keeps growing.
August 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Reposted by Toneeee
Handing in my work

It's clearly subpar

I wink and turn to walk away

The Entertainer begins to play
June 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
With the advent of bots that generate a video script as well as the narration, the next step is a bot that consumes said content for me and formulates opinions instead of me in form of comments and arguments with other users's bots while we are free to walk in a meadow
June 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wtf I literally JUST learned that Arendt and Heidegger were *lifelong* lovers
June 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Grok what is compassion
May 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This ad format but for a death cult.
-Hesch scho ghört? 😏Der allwisendi Leader chennt es gheimnis vo de ewige läbe 💫
-ändlich e Möglichheit mini Eisamcheit z überwinde! 😍
May 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I have a tinfoil hat theory that videos of people acting ridiculous on public transportation are a psyop by the car lobby to discourage people from using the superior transportation system.
February 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Dog whistles are being replaced with megaphones
February 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Title of viral youtube short: "WHO I eat in a day as a cannibal"
February 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Does acab include Columbo?
February 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Rip Franz Kafka you would have loved kamen rider.
February 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
There's only one gender - the human gender.
January 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Would you still love me if imps replaced every cell in my body with an identical copy?
January 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I greatly enjoy videos in which there is at least one frog and some other similarly sized animal, maybe another frog, and a small insect is being placed at an equal distance between them which the other creature proceeds to snatch thanks tp its superior speed making the frog stare at it in disbelief
January 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Reading a description of a small 19th century town in a russian novel that paints it as dirty, muddy, old, falling apart and generally pathetic but ngl it sounds way more fun than the place I actually live in
January 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I will continue to use "octopi" as the plural of "octopus" even if some dictionary nerds say it's wrong and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM