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jack nicholson from The Shining frozen solid in the hedge maze and the text says "HOW IT FEELS WHEN I'M REALLY COLD"
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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alien listening to radio transmissions. text reads: "zeegle forp eeg zorkon fleeplarb" ze glorp morkon leezon vorton looglarp zoog leekon morbott greegon florp grozon greegle zortagon dreezle glorgap fleeblon glorpo zeeble dreeb gork morp yorp (vlee zrikkon glep rorpon geezo zeeble gorp)
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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picture of guy listening to radio transmission "in space no one can hear you scream" meanwhile with my radio telescope listening to the broadcasts from the alien machine mind orbiting jupiter, when suddenly the transmission cuts to the most tormented wails of agony I have ever heard (something from deeper in the void has found it)
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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dwayne the rock johnson sits in front of an empty plate and thinks, "i'll eat whatever i'm served so nothing goes to waste". meanwhile, grandma looks on while cooking and thinks, "my grandson cleared his plate! he must still be hungry!"
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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"grizzlies? noo siree officer, haven't seen any. just out backpacking on this fine evening" - hiker talking to a park ranger while wearing a suspiciously-grizzly-shaped backpack
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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kissing is a spectrum
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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how you deal with your inner darkness (dramatically holding back inner threads of pure darkness) vs. how I deal with my inner darkness (bright flashlight shine down throat)
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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which blows green mist onto me that turns me into a frog, as an ironic punishment since I said "it must suck having green skin", but it does nothing because I'm wearing a respirator with 60921 P100 Organic Vapor cartridges green skin sucks lmao
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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angry guy's face comes in from right side, shouts "HANDS OFF THE DISPLAY CASE!!!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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homer and marge simpson. Except homer is depicted only as a floating head, looking on at marge, who is depicted as some sort of massive alien creature similar to the queen of a termite colony. Marge is saying, "HOMIE, I need MOIST and WARM soil to deposit my eggs"
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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rainbow but it's blue, and text over it says "EVERY COLOR OF THE BLUE RAINBOW"
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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cars on the road. me, in the lead, going 5 under the speed limit. behind me are multiple cars - all loyal followers who have joined my caravan
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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blue wizard with starry robe and long gray beard has a sparking star wand. he says, "There may be a wizard nearby!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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black knight from monty python's the holy grail fights a large blue dragon. 1 arm and 1 leg are ripped off but he still yells, "THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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astronaut on the moon says, "HOUSTON, we may have a problem..." because dozens of tiny green devious grinning aliens have come out of their saucer
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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alien with party hat holds green wrench. astronaut says, "give me the GREEN wrench you DAMN ALIEN!" inbetween them nuclear device leaks green substance
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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devious licensed gymnast
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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maslow's hierarchy of needs basic needs: rum 'n' hardtack black powder, cannonballs psychological needs: loyal crew who won't mutiny wind in me sails self-fulfillment needs: treasure map with X
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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when the author tries to do an amnesia plot-line but I instantly restore my memory (picture of guy focusing and instantly restoring his memory)
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM