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Seagreen sea serpent lies on sea floor, coiled around red among us crewmate, protecting it
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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Two guys who look really mad or frustrated, like they're really going through it. They got their fists clenched and they both look almost exactly identical except the guy on the right is bigger than the guy on the left.
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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On the left is a red onion. On the right is a hammer. Captions on the image read, "ONION VS HAMMER"
January 30, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Dark background. In the top left a guy is huddled near the ground, clearly distraught. In the darkness near him, the text reads: "I'm losing my grip on reality". In the bottom right is another guy standing with a confident grin. He's holding two clamps, one each in hand, and the text near him says: "BETTER USE THE CLAMPS!"
January 30, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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me and the gang after the AI superintelligence remodels us into efficient, modular, scalable, interconnecting flesh blocks
12 rectangular heads squished together to make a sort of wall. they all have different expressions including smugness, frustration, boredom, sassiness, outrage, and indifference
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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Volcanologist wearing a shiny metallic heat-resistant suit. Next to him is part of his inventory open in Minecraft, showing his gear; it's all iron armor enchanted with Fire Protection 4
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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jack nicholson from The Shining frozen solid in the hedge maze and the text says "HOW IT FEELS WHEN I'M REALLY COLD"
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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alien listening to radio transmissions. text reads: "zeegle forp eeg zorkon fleeplarb" ze glorp morkon leezon vorton looglarp zoog leekon morbott greegon florp grozon greegle zortagon dreezle glorgap fleeblon glorpo zeeble dreeb gork morp yorp (vlee zrikkon glep rorpon geezo zeeble gorp)
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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picture of guy listening to radio transmission "in space no one can hear you scream" meanwhile with my radio telescope listening to the broadcasts from the alien machine mind orbiting jupiter, when suddenly the transmission cuts to the most tormented wails of agony I have ever heard (something from deeper in the void has found it)
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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dwayne the rock johnson sits in front of an empty plate and thinks, "i'll eat whatever i'm served so nothing goes to waste". meanwhile, grandma looks on while cooking and thinks, "my grandson cleared his plate! he must still be hungry!"
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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"grizzlies? noo siree officer, haven't seen any. just out backpacking on this fine evening" - hiker talking to a park ranger while wearing a suspiciously-grizzly-shaped backpack
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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kissing is a spectrum
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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how you deal with your inner darkness (dramatically holding back inner threads of pure darkness) vs. how I deal with my inner darkness (bright flashlight shine down throat)
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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which blows green mist onto me that turns me into a frog, as an ironic punishment since I said "it must suck having green skin", but it does nothing because I'm wearing a respirator with 60921 P100 Organic Vapor cartridges green skin sucks lmao
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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angry guy's face comes in from right side, shouts "HANDS OFF THE DISPLAY CASE!!!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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homer and marge simpson. Except homer is depicted only as a floating head, looking on at marge, who is depicted as some sort of massive alien creature similar to the queen of a termite colony. Marge is saying, "HOMIE, I need MOIST and WARM soil to deposit my eggs"
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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rainbow but it's blue, and text over it says "EVERY COLOR OF THE BLUE RAINBOW"
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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cars on the road. me, in the lead, going 5 under the speed limit. behind me are multiple cars - all loyal followers who have joined my caravan
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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blue wizard with starry robe and long gray beard has a sparking star wand. he says, "There may be a wizard nearby!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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black knight from monty python's the holy grail fights a large blue dragon. 1 arm and 1 leg are ripped off but he still yells, "THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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astronaut on the moon says, "HOUSTON, we may have a problem..." because dozens of tiny green devious grinning aliens have come out of their saucer
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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alien with party hat holds green wrench. astronaut says, "give me the GREEN wrench you DAMN ALIEN!" inbetween them nuclear device leaks green substance
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM