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Ton Chrysoprase
@tonchrysoprase.bsky.social
Silicate Morporkian; head of the Breccia; semi-regular denizen of the pork futures warehouse; member of the Ankh Morpork Poster's Guild.

Not always swearing and cynical.

If I follow you, it’s because I liked something you posted, no follow back expected.
The bit about what elites call things - as opposed what those terms traditionally or etymologically mean - does a lot of heavy lifting.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Not sure it’s just a rumor, but I read the kids use it for porn which may explain the 33% use in the younger demo.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Other than that both Harvard and any top communist executive body at some point devolved into institutions dedicated to distributing unearned privilege, I guess.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Well, at least the NYT should feel their jobs are threatened by chat bots.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Well, I challenge the orthodoxy that the NYT isn’t just a bunch of baboons with terminal brain rot.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It can be aspirational for regular kids, but for scions of an interrupted line of Harvard legacy admissions who grow up with famous people showing up to their parents’ dinner parties it can be a dangerous thing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Why are you calling these pogroms immigration enforcement action? Are you a news site or an extension of the authoritarian propaganda machine?
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I guess that's what you get for not having a market financed by overpriced Glühwein drunk in copious amounts.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
IDK, have we started holding people in the in group accountable? Because right now the answer is 'sure, if you're part of an unpopular group'.
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Some people are irretrievably lost to tactical thinking and can't deal with losing individual skirmishes to advance greater goals. Republicans have lost damn nigh every individual skirmish over the last decades but in the process shifted the playing field to their advantage.
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Or maybe we can just ditch the entire elite as a class thing. If we want to keep the term as a descriptor of people who do certain things in society, fine. But it shouldn't be a thing anybody fundamentally 'is'.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's amazing that being a foundational thinker seems to amount mostly to doing fortune cookie shit with more expensive words.
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yeah. Embarrassing our guests is Trump's job.
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
That’s even funnier.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
So, 3 Israeli flags?
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Oh… so CNN is still allowed to question conservatives. It’s just Trumpist views that are protected.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
What the actual fuck do you think is your job. You’ve spent decades writing about how Dems taking a shit raises questions of impropriety but report obvious corruption as mere business news?
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Didn’t you get the memo? It can’t happen here because we’re so exceptional. After all, if there was any lesson to learn from history, it’s that fascism can only happen to those weird Germans.
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I didn’t.
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Immigrants, who build most of the hoses in more expensive markets, are the solution to housing prices.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Instant unanimous impeachment tends to swallow a news cycle or two.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM