Tom Wild
tomwild.bsky.social
Tom Wild
@tomwild.bsky.social
We’re masochists.
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Sure, if you know how.
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Loved her in Murder By Death. “Where’s my Dickie?”
December 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I like Wank Panzer the best. Really captures the vibe.
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You’d be throwing your life away, unless you’re well centered.

I’ll see myself out. Hard to glaze these puns.
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Handy law if you control the postal service. Stalin was right.
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Are they shooting the waves? Maybe it will stop hurricanes with bullets.
December 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It will be handy for creating artificial reefs.
December 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Thank you for the touching memory. I would have loved working for him. My condolences for your loss.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Will Sepp Blatter show up to grease Donny’s palms?
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Yeah, no.
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Our northern cities do an abominable job of clearing snow. Montreal blows it into trucks for removal. Even after a twelve inch snowfall, downtown is cleared.
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Probably a bot
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
That’s the most believable part of the story, considering the bozos involved.
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“Seemed imminent”? Please.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Setting the bar a tad low?
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We need to compute the Scaramucci conversion when it happens.
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM