Tom Towell
@tomtowell.bsky.social
Husband of Sarah. Dad. McSweeney’s. StarWipe (RIP).
“Difficult difficult lemon difficult.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“Difficult difficult lemon difficult.”
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
Hey kids! Look how cool my inbox is!
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hey kids! Look how cool my inbox is!
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
Jeremy Allen White: your next acting challenge.
October 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Jeremy Allen White: your next acting challenge.
Trump: we have to crack down on crime in DC!
August 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Trump: we have to crack down on crime in DC!
How fitting that Grok’s logo is a black hole on a platform that is sucking the light out of everything…
July 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
How fitting that Grok’s logo is a black hole on a platform that is sucking the light out of everything…
Conclave aside, great to hear the crowd cheering for the baby bird.
May 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Conclave aside, great to hear the crowd cheering for the baby bird.
A NEW SEAGULL HAS BEEN CHOSEN
May 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A NEW SEAGULL HAS BEEN CHOSEN
Mark’s outie, innie, and Pawnee.
March 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mark’s outie, innie, and Pawnee.
Me when my kids have norovirus and the baby is exploding out of his diaper while the 3 year old is throwing up on the couch.
March 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Me when my kids have norovirus and the baby is exploding out of his diaper while the 3 year old is throwing up on the couch.
Your outie set a Tesla on fire.
March 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Your outie set a Tesla on fire.
I have three young kids, but I’m finally back to a place where I have some free time in the evenings to read scripts again. Open to suggestions or discussing favorites. Tonight I’m jumping into:
November 19, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I have three young kids, but I’m finally back to a place where I have some free time in the evenings to read scripts again. Open to suggestions or discussing favorites. Tonight I’m jumping into:
Picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
November 18, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
Smoke blowing south to Dyckman and Washington Heights.
November 13, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Smoke blowing south to Dyckman and Washington Heights.