Tom Smyth
@tomsmyth.bsky.social
writer (vulture, the cut, la times, vogue, new yorker, mcsweeney’s, the onion, etc)
mimi kanassis?!? no shoes on the rug!!!
September 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
mimi kanassis?!? no shoes on the rug!!!
everybody talks about elaine hendrix in the parent trap but not enough people talk about elaine hendrix in superstar
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
everybody talks about elaine hendrix in the parent trap but not enough people talk about elaine hendrix in superstar
she should have let michelle do a song from death becomes her
July 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
she should have let michelle do a song from death becomes her
First look at Meryl Streep on the set of ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2’
July 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
First look at Meryl Streep on the set of ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2’
beach house (season 3, episode 7)
July 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
beach house (season 3, episode 7)
carrie bradshaw while her friends’ lives are falling apart:
July 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
carrie bradshaw while her friends’ lives are falling apart:
drinking a diet pepsi… just one of the many things addison rae and i have in common
June 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
drinking a diet pepsi… just one of the many things addison rae and i have in common
the money i would spend to see jenna maroney’s evita
June 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
the money i would spend to see jenna maroney’s evita
me telling random people on the street that jenna bush hager got a bob
June 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
me telling random people on the street that jenna bush hager got a bob
she’s coming out with us tonight
June 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
she’s coming out with us tonight
first the tony and now this
June 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
first the tony and now this
two grace farrells stand before me…
June 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
two grace farrells stand before me…
smurfs PR package has arrived…
June 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
smurfs PR package has arrived…
gonna start saying “what a beautiful day” when people ask me how a show was
May 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
gonna start saying “what a beautiful day” when people ask me how a show was
she is going to find shelly miscavige
May 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
she is going to find shelly miscavige
confession when the pope is from chicago:
May 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
confession when the pope is from chicago:
i
am
your singing telegram 🎶💥
am
your singing telegram 🎶💥
May 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
i
am
your singing telegram 🎶💥
am
your singing telegram 🎶💥
nicole is gonna bring back gloria swanson from the dead to secure this tony
May 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
nicole is gonna bring back gloria swanson from the dead to secure this tony
i think this race should be decided by having five gay guys fight to the death in shubert alley
May 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i think this race should be decided by having five gay guys fight to the death in shubert alley