Tom Smyth
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Tom Smyth
@tomsmyth.bsky.social
writer (vulture, the cut, la times, vogue, new yorker, mcsweeney’s, the onion, etc)
shucked
October 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
olivia rodrigo makes music for ME, it’s just a coincidence that all those little girls like it too
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
mimi kanassis?!? no shoes on the rug!!!
September 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
me tomorrow:
September 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i understand wanting to have a child but who are you supposed to give it to once it ages out of being able to star in a broadway production of annie?
September 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i hope boop closing doesn’t discourage david foster from writing more musicals about betty boop
September 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
law roach was born to be a judge on america’s kidz got singing
September 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
they should let me be in charge of broadway i have a lot of great ideas
Let’s Stunt Cast the Muppets on Broadway
Soon the entire theater industry will be at their felty fingertips.
www.vulture.com
September 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
you’re telling me a june dianed this raphael???
August 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
my earliest childhood memory is kristin chenoweth singing “taylor the latte boy” on the rosie o’donnell show

that was the exact moment i gained consciousness
August 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
everybody talks about elaine hendrix in the parent trap but not enough people talk about elaine hendrix in superstar
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
jamie lee curtis only makes movies so she can use the press tours to keep claiming that she invented instagram
August 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
August 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i am sick and tired of DJs looking at me like i’m crazy for requesting unreleased sara bareilles songs
August 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
sometimes a gay guy will randomly have a transatlantic accent
August 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
once i’m done meeting everybody in this city i’m gonna rank them
August 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i’m worried the guy hosing the sidewalk is mad at me because he had to stop hosing the sidewalk to let me walk by
August 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
there should be a spin-off of “and just like that” so we can continue to follow charlotte’s battle with vertigo
August 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i love hearing about an actor “circling a project”

it creates such a beautiful visual
August 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
¡hola clase! i spoke to kevin mchale and jenna ushkowitz about their recap podcast finally reaching the finale of glee!
Kevin McHale and Jenna Ushkowitz Have Finally Finished ‘Glee’
The former costars speak exclusively about finishing their long-running ‘Glee’ recap podcast—and why the experience was “really healing and therapeutic.”
www.vanityfair.com
August 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
they’re not letting the public see tracie thoms filming devil wears prada because they know it would be pandemonium
July 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
amy PASCAL 💜
July 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
she should have let michelle do a song from death becomes her
July 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
all this devil wears prada stuff is cute but when are we finally getting the sequel to RICKI AND THE FLASH???
July 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
need a boyfriend just so i can sing easy street with him and his sister who runs an orphanage
July 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM