Patton Oswalt's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt
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A guy with a musical-comedy motor
Can you imaging how NBC and Peacock wish they'd hung on to Ted Lasso?
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Can you imaging how NBC and Peacock wish they'd hung on to Ted Lasso?
Pirate the shit out of everything
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Pirate the shit out of everything
LOL "traditionally"
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
LOL "traditionally"
Of the three photos there, Gutfeld! looks the least comfortable.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Of the three photos there, Gutfeld! looks the least comfortable.
"Why did you draw her with an upper lip?"
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Why did you draw her with an upper lip?"
"More oil reserves than Saudi," according to the Nu-Nazi reich
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"More oil reserves than Saudi," according to the Nu-Nazi reich
Maria's right hand is on a toggle that makes her head move back-and-forth or up-and-down, depending on what kind of bulshit her guest is spewing
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Maria's right hand is on a toggle that makes her head move back-and-forth or up-and-down, depending on what kind of bulshit her guest is spewing
Only Texas could make me side with South Carolina
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Only Texas could make me side with South Carolina
LOW-WAGE ILLEGAL, INSIDE HIS THIRD HOUSE:
(Mouth full of dog)Cry harder, conservatards
(Mouth full of dog)Cry harder, conservatards
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
LOW-WAGE ILLEGAL, INSIDE HIS THIRD HOUSE:
(Mouth full of dog)Cry harder, conservatards
(Mouth full of dog)Cry harder, conservatards
But footbaw dadgum nummer three GIG EM
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
But footbaw dadgum nummer three GIG EM
I got suspended for telling Posobiec to fuck off and die in a fire.
Still waiting
Still waiting
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I got suspended for telling Posobiec to fuck off and die in a fire.
Still waiting
Still waiting
It's just the lyrics to 'Money for Nothing'
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It's just the lyrics to 'Money for Nothing'
Good of him to stop by before his shift at Chez Paree
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Good of him to stop by before his shift at Chez Paree
Eric Trump: Describes a picture of his Dad he saw earlier today, thinks it's bitcoin
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Eric Trump: Describes a picture of his Dad he saw earlier today, thinks it's bitcoin
Never, ever have children.
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Never, ever have children.
Department of WAR ON THAT SKATEBOARTD
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Department of WAR ON THAT SKATEBOARTD
Dwigt Rortugal,
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Dwigt Rortugal,
Water is not wet. That which water comes in contact with becomes wet. Pacino is over the top because he's playing a coked-up homicide cop who can't do anything well except his job. Heat rules in every way possible except the lack of exposition in re: Voight's character
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Water is not wet. That which water comes in contact with becomes wet. Pacino is over the top because he's playing a coked-up homicide cop who can't do anything well except his job. Heat rules in every way possible except the lack of exposition in re: Voight's character
Cardboard cutout on the left
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Cardboard cutout on the left
Find me the major sports owner who isn't a total shitbag. Anoint him with the perfumes of Arabia, dress him in the finest silks of the Hidden Orient, and bring him to me, that I may gaze upon his rare perfection.
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Find me the major sports owner who isn't a total shitbag. Anoint him with the perfumes of Arabia, dress him in the finest silks of the Hidden Orient, and bring him to me, that I may gaze upon his rare perfection.