Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt
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A guy with a musical-comedy motor
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And for the first time EVER
January 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
"Didn't wanna listen?" These motherfuckers held the damn microphone up to the klaxon.
January 19, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Never forget. 🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
HOLY HELL LAMAR JACKSOOOOON
January 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
How does/did Stranger Things manage to do so well with its world-building, design, and casting, and yet suck SO HARD with its dialogue?
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
In honor of the solstice:
The Shortest Day Of The Year
YouTube video by Original Broadway Cast "Boys From Syracuse" - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Smiling in literally three seconds of footage
December 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH an NBA athlete just made a SWEAAAAAAARRRRR
#JalenBrunsonSaidShit
December 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
BREAKING:
TAYLOR SWIFT ANNOUNCES ENGAGEMENT TO BO NIX
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
None of these three assholes ever looked movie-poster good in their lives
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A. These aren't people, they're sentient bags of shit and racism
B. Maybe this means they'll kill each other
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Good Morning Tennessee, Please
Get Out And Vote For Aftyn Behn
Today,If You Are Unhappy With
The Direction of America 🇺🇸.......
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:50 AM
That's just a shitty kick, JOHN
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hoof foof, it is snowing SIDEWAYS on the North Side
I did see a salt truck heading west on my Major Arterial Street though. #ChiWinter
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
No
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The only good thing about the Dodgers winning is that Gavin Newsom can now troll the mother fuck out of Trump
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Someone oughta tell Bessent's clueless ass that a good way to look less like a condescending dickhead is to fix your fucking eye line on camera.
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What the fuck is Jacobin?
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Just start calling it the Whore House. It's not our house anymore,and everyone who passes through or has business inside it is either fucking or getting fucked.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
HEY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE CAN'T YOU SEE THE BEAUTIFUL BIG SHOVEL THINGS
October 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Divided Ninth Circuit panel stays injunction against President Trump’s federalization of National Guard troops in Portland:

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Judge Graber, who is no firebrand, wrote quite a dissent—encouraging en banc review and some patience on the part of the public:
We have come to expect a dose of political theater in the political branches, drama designed to rally the base or to rile or intimidate political opponents. We also may expect there a measure of bending sometimes breaking the truth. By design of the Founders, the judicial branch stands apart. We rule on facts, not on supposition or conjecture, and certainly not on fabrication or propaganda. I urge my colleagues on this court to act swiftly to vacate the majority's order before the illegal deployment of troops under false pretenses can occur. Above all, I ask those who are watching this case unfold to retain faith in our judicial system for just a little longer.
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
OHTANI 2028 HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM