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Patton Oswalt's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt
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November 16, 2025 at 8:50 AM
That's just a shitty kick, JOHN
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hoof foof, it is snowing SIDEWAYS on the North Side
I did see a salt truck heading west on my Major Arterial Street though. #ChiWinter
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
No
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The only good thing about the Dodgers winning is that Gavin Newsom can now troll the mother fuck out of Trump
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Someone oughta tell Bessent's clueless ass that a good way to look less like a condescending dickhead is to fix your fucking eye line on camera.
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What the fuck is Jacobin?
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Just start calling it the Whore House. It's not our house anymore,and everyone who passes through or has business inside it is either fucking or getting fucked.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
HEY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE CAN'T YOU SEE THE BEAUTIFUL BIG SHOVEL THINGS
October 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Divided Ninth Circuit panel stays injunction against President Trump’s federalization of National Guard troops in Portland:

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Judge Graber, who is no firebrand, wrote quite a dissent—encouraging en banc review and some patience on the part of the public:
We have come to expect a dose of political theater in the political branches, drama designed to rally the base or to rile or intimidate political opponents. We also may expect there a measure of bending sometimes breaking the truth. By design of the Founders, the judicial branch stands apart. We rule on facts, not on supposition or conjecture, and certainly not on fabrication or propaganda. I urge my colleagues on this court to act swiftly to vacate the majority's order before the illegal deployment of troops under false pretenses can occur. Above all, I ask those who are watching this case unfold to retain faith in our judicial system for just a little longer.
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
OHTANI 2028 HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
McConnell only has that much hair from his balls to his asshole.
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
GREAT fucking game.
Now, go Cubs.
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It’s getting near dawn
When lights close their tired eyes
I’ll soon be with you, my love
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
🎶Keep spendin' most their lives
Livin' in
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Micah Richards:
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September 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Can't wait to find out how many Black women are on the board at Tylenol
September 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When you want to serve Trump but end up with Boris Johnson
September 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Vincent Boombatz, M.D.
September 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Judging from what he's wearing, It's a WORLD Coup, amirite
*dad laugh*
September 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Not enough GOP mouths to be a nation of suckers.
September 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This Fall...
Jalen Nailor is The Rural Juror #CHIvsMIN
September 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I didn't know birds had a #MeToo PR flack
September 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Between Sydney Sweeney in-store and Sabrina Carpenter on screens, it appears Dunkin' wants very much to corner the "jackin' it to the ads" market
September 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM