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G’Irish, etc.
I would’ve stood up but the Snuggie I’m wearing is a tripping hazard
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My brain the whole time
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
🤔
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I saw one of them with Zooey Deschanel at the Oscars Museum. They were checking out the Jaws exhibit with their kids.
December 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
He said “where’s Bill?”
December 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A fashion ICON
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Went down SMOOTH last night.
December 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Strange bedfellows
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That’s right
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Reposted by Tom
this year alone, we're wondering if the Committee:

—was trying to protect the value of championship games
—was trying to avoid shutting out the ACC
—reverse-engineered the rankings to make the h2h between Miami and Notre Dame matchup relevant

We shouldn't have to think about any of this!
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’s been a tough day
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You’re goddamn right Zachary
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
19-2000 - Gorillaz
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The article that got me into the Onion. It’s from 18 years ago and I still think about it like once a month.
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM