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Tom Lommel
@tomlommel.com
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Actor and tabletop RPG nerd, the order depends upon the week. I handle marketing for Evil Hat Productions. Currently playing a long game to get cast as Ned Flanders in the live action Simpsons movie.
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Hey! Keep. It. Down.
We are gaming.
A fawn greyhound curled up next to me on the couch as I'm holding a game controller.
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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whoa whoa whoa please, Google.
This is main.
A "new memory for you" from Google Photos called "Inked stories" and featuring a thumbnail of my wife sitting at an outdoor patio in LA waiting for a burger. Google Photos has figured out that, like a lot of millennials, she has tattoos.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Related, at one point there was a statue of Mel Gibson from Braveheart near this tower. It was deeply unpopular and removed in 2008.

It takes a special talent to make a piece of art so terrible that they have to put a cage around your statue titled "FREEDOM" because people keep vandalizing it.
A photo of Tom Church's statue "Freedom" which is a large stone carving depicting Mel Gibson as William Wallace in the movie Braveheart. The statue's mouth is agape as if he's yelling "Freedom!!" Excerpt from Wikipedia: Church leased the statue to Stirling Council, who in 1997 installed it in the car park of the visitor centre at the foot of the craig. The statue was deeply unpopular, being described as "among the most loathed pieces of public art in Scotland" and was regularly vandalised before being placed in a cage to prevent further damage. Plans to expand the visitor centre, including a new restaurant and reception, led to the unpopular statue's removal in 2008.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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The dog who's unhappy about wearing his pajamas all day.
A fawn greyhound on a big, brown, round dog bed wearing a blue, green, and white-striped shirt with his big dang legs sticking out.
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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More like Daylight Snoozing Time
A fawn greyhound lazily sleeping on a big brown dog bed.
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Time to start planning NEXT year's Halloween one-shot rpg I guess
A headline from British Wildlife that reads "Gigantic iceberg breaks free in Antarctica, revealing ghostly mega-nest beneath Made up of more than 1,000 strange dimples, researchers say the nesting grounds are something they've never been seen before."
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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twick or tweat
A fawn greyhound in green flannel pajamas stands on the sidewalk looking plaintively around the corner.
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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tag yourself I'm Fleeb Juice
Novelty energy drinks with the names Halloween II: Slay All Day, Chucky It's Time To Play, Ted Lasso Pregame Energy Drink, Fleeb Juice, Romulan Ale, Ken Wave Shredder Cooler, Barbie Party Punch, and Pac Man Level Up
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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@magpie.tips hey want to watch some trash house flipping shows and try not to have a panic attack?
Me, standing in front of a hotel in Vancouver
October 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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@eljaspero.bsky.social hang on. Who's Slippery??
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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@magpie.tips can you transfer some money into the joint account
A Google maps search for "Japanese stationery Vancouver" with a lot of red dots on it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Oura I'm on the ferry
A screenshot of a notification from my Oura ring that reads "Time to stretch your legs a bit?"
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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If you're feeling a little tired and bleary-eyed after last night's long, long baseball game, don't worry. Pippin is getting some extra sleep for you.
A fawn greyhound nestled into a fluffy red blanket. His tail is curled against his front leg.
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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James are you sure we're talking about the same dog? This is Pippin.
A fawn greyhound stretched on the carpet with his long feet way out in front of him.
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Mox muncdy hid a homee!?
A fawn greyhound in green pajamas stretching his neck up toward the sky.
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Today in "shot from the opening scene of a sci-fi horror movie"...
A screenshot of a notification from Facebook that reads "Learn how Meta will use your info in new ways to personalize your experiences."
October 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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dreaming of riding the carousel
A fawn greyhound sleeping on a fluffy white blanket. His legs are half folded, reminiscent of a prancing horse.
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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mornin sniiiiiiiffs
A fawn greyhound in a dapper green jacket stretching his neck to sjiff as he stands on the sidewalk next to the long green grass of the front yard
October 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I have the photos to prove it
James smiling for the camera as he stands next to Snoopy at Knotts Berry Farm in Southern California.
October 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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More sniffs up ahead
A fawn greyhound races down a forest trail, his long tail in a jaunty curl.
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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went for a walk today down by the river and got a tour of what @magpie.tips identified as several "good trees"
A fallen tree in the river. It has ferns on it.
October 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Our dog with his head in my wife's lap and his tongue blepping out.
October 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Ridiculous. He has a license issued by THE CITY that says "DOG". People will accuse you of the most preposterous things just because I found him in the woods.
A fawn greyhound walking through a forest of fir trees.
October 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I've seen longer dogs
A fawn greyhound lying on a dog bed on a patio with his legs stretched out in front of him.
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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tfw you go out and come back in but everything's still the same
A fawn greyhound laying on a brown couch with his tail curled around him and a weary look on his face
October 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM