Tom
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Tom
@tomgaeta.bsky.social
Post-conviction Crim law is my jam. Mostly made of puns.
Bags are the meal killer.
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Lamest Bene Gesserit litany ever.
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You can't really be accepted until you speak the slurbboleth.
December 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Maybe it was an It joke?
a man is walking in front of a giant monster
Alt: Bill Hader going limp when shown the dead lights by It.
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I just confirmed this with ChatGPT; we're all gonna get killed.
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Missed opportunity to be the first Mafia Magistrate, "Bobby Numbers."
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Indeed. I have many thoughts on the subject that I likely shouldn't share on here ;)
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Philly has a similar problem, though ours comes with its own not-quite-court:

thephiladelphiacitizen.org/kensington-w...
Does The Kensington Wellness Court Work?
The Kensington Neighborhood Wellness Court is a key part of Mayor Parker’s plan to address addiction and homelessness in the neighborhood
thephiladelphiacitizen.org
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What are Illinois's rules on unauthorized practice of law?
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Racism?
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Ocky" is a transliteration of for "my brother."
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I believe "ock" is a transliteration of the Arabic word for brother (أخ).
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I mean, he could have worked for the DOE or a similar institution in order to conduct his research, but he chose to go it alone. There were plenty of brilliant scientists working with nuclear materials in the 80s; they just weren't doing it out of their garages.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM