Tom
@tomgaeta.bsky.social
Post-conviction Crim law is my jam. Mostly made of puns.
I know your cats are cute, but mine are the cutest.
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I know your cats are cute, but mine are the cutest.
A Philly reinterpretation:
September 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A Philly reinterpretation:
![My Hobby: Whenever anyone calls something an [adjective]-ass [noun], I mentally move the hyphen one word to the right.
By way of illustration, it one stick figure says to another “Man, that’s a sweet ass-car.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:43vaxevxaermcpmnthvbbhnl/bafkreieoo3i2cmiz76eucxklz63fsqmlvthe745hcnnfjbutjf2sl7r6si@jpeg)
Watching the movie Flow tonight, and my cats are LOCKED IN.
January 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Watching the movie Flow tonight, and my cats are LOCKED IN.
How I know I've landed in a good place to unwind for a few days.
December 5, 2024 at 10:24 PM
How I know I've landed in a good place to unwind for a few days.
Sprocket feels (is?) the same!
November 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Sprocket feels (is?) the same!
I made a small but immensely satisfying pen mark this evening.
September 26, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I made a small but immensely satisfying pen mark this evening.
I've finally found a use for generative AI!
September 6, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I've finally found a use for generative AI!
USC is actually taking a bold stand against hecklers' vetoes! By preemptively vetoing speech that hecklers might want to veto, they prevent the hecklers from vetoing anything.
April 16, 2024 at 1:45 PM
USC is actually taking a bold stand against hecklers' vetoes! By preemptively vetoing speech that hecklers might want to veto, they prevent the hecklers from vetoing anything.
Pennsylvania is an extraordinarily strange place.
April 12, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Pennsylvania is an extraordinarily strange place.
Name a fictional character who you believe would appear on the Epstein list.
January 7, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Name a fictional character who you believe would appear on the Epstein list.
I dunno, my kids did pretty well for Father's Day.
December 25, 2023 at 6:33 PM
I dunno, my kids did pretty well for Father's Day.
You're the office's Alice Nelson, thanklessly cleaning up and trying to prevent Brady messes.
October 3, 2023 at 4:04 PM
You're the office's Alice Nelson, thanklessly cleaning up and trying to prevent Brady messes.