These chocolates and I have the same 23andMe results
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
These chocolates and I have the same 23andMe results
Super Mario RPG has the same energy as when my aunt tells my family to huddle close for a photo
January 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Super Mario RPG has the same energy as when my aunt tells my family to huddle close for a photo
I can't believe I burnt my hand making Eggo waffles and I ended up more disfigured than the girl from Ready Player One
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I can't believe I burnt my hand making Eggo waffles and I ended up more disfigured than the girl from Ready Player One
Got asked to partake in a survey for reddit
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Got asked to partake in a survey for reddit
Haven't heard back from her 😞
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Haven't heard back from her 😞
So this 24 hour thing is some sick joke?
October 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
So this 24 hour thing is some sick joke?
The founders of Hooters' would think this, wouldn't they?
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The founders of Hooters' would think this, wouldn't they?
As if life wasn't confusing enough. There's a "multiple appearances" section on the "One Hit Wonder" Wikipedia article.
September 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
As if life wasn't confusing enough. There's a "multiple appearances" section on the "One Hit Wonder" Wikipedia article.
Anyone else getting weird directions on Google Maps?
June 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Anyone else getting weird directions on Google Maps?
Google knows too much about you.
AI is taking over.
Meanwhile Google AI:
AI is taking over.
Meanwhile Google AI:
April 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Google knows too much about you.
AI is taking over.
Meanwhile Google AI:
AI is taking over.
Meanwhile Google AI:
I'm booking a cat café looking to relax, and they're gonna treat me like this?
March 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm booking a cat café looking to relax, and they're gonna treat me like this?
Aging isn't always bad. Age brings wisdom. Wisdom brings understanding. And understanding that Shrek 2 made an OJ Simpson reference brings me joy to this very day.
March 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Aging isn't always bad. Age brings wisdom. Wisdom brings understanding. And understanding that Shrek 2 made an OJ Simpson reference brings me joy to this very day.
Pepsi Co. pulling out all the stops to retake #2 market share
March 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pepsi Co. pulling out all the stops to retake #2 market share
Still waiting for the Government to announce the last Mental Disorder for Adults.
12.12 patch notes gonna go crazy
12.12 patch notes gonna go crazy
February 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Still waiting for the Government to announce the last Mental Disorder for Adults.
12.12 patch notes gonna go crazy
12.12 patch notes gonna go crazy
POV: You start dating
February 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
POV: You start dating
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🦃🍾
November 29, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🦃🍾
Sometimes I forget I can't just define words with no context
November 24, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Sometimes I forget I can't just define words with no context
This place goes crazy
November 24, 2024 at 3:25 AM
This place goes crazy
Ah yes, another great subtitle while watching Tokyo Vice.
It reminds me of that famous quote from The Sopranos: [speaking English] - Tony Soprano
It reminds me of that famous quote from The Sopranos: [speaking English] - Tony Soprano
November 23, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Ah yes, another great subtitle while watching Tokyo Vice.
It reminds me of that famous quote from The Sopranos: [speaking English] - Tony Soprano
It reminds me of that famous quote from The Sopranos: [speaking English] - Tony Soprano
These Baja Blast flavors are getting ridiculous
November 22, 2024 at 9:01 PM
These Baja Blast flavors are getting ridiculous
you VS the guy she told you not to worry about
October 19, 2024 at 2:56 AM
you VS the guy she told you not to worry about