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I am an instance of the universe experiencing itself, and the universe is not having a very good time
Being trans does not guarantee you’ll be hotter than everyone else but it does guarantee you’ll be funnier than everyone else (and probably hotter too lbh)
August 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Being trans does not guarantee you’ll be hotter than everyone else but it does guarantee you’ll be funnier than everyone else (and probably hotter too lbh)
Gonna start commenting “didn’t ask, don’t care” on every post I didn’t ask for and don’t care for just so everyone knows I didn’t ask for it and I don’t care about it
July 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Gonna start commenting “didn’t ask, don’t care” on every post I didn’t ask for and don’t care for just so everyone knows I didn’t ask for it and I don’t care about it
Last day of pride today, in case anyone’s trying to make out with me or whatever. Back to homophobia tomorrow 👍
June 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Last day of pride today, in case anyone’s trying to make out with me or whatever. Back to homophobia tomorrow 👍
If I saw the name “Annie Fisher” I would genuinely assume that was slang for anal fissures. Which is bad because that can’t be an uncommon name
June 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If I saw the name “Annie Fisher” I would genuinely assume that was slang for anal fissures. Which is bad because that can’t be an uncommon name
She’s not “jacking off” she’s churning the midnight butter
May 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
She’s not “jacking off” she’s churning the midnight butter
Early this year I deleted all my other socials and have pretty much been off the internet since then. But the tiny slice that I still look at is causing catastrophic psychic damage to me every time I open an app. It’s like looking directly at the sun through a pinhole, burning holes in my retina
May 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Early this year I deleted all my other socials and have pretty much been off the internet since then. But the tiny slice that I still look at is causing catastrophic psychic damage to me every time I open an app. It’s like looking directly at the sun through a pinhole, burning holes in my retina
I get scared when my other white friends use skin tones one shade darker than theirs on emojis like girl pick the one all the way on the left!! We all know this isn’t you!!
April 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I get scared when my other white friends use skin tones one shade darker than theirs on emojis like girl pick the one all the way on the left!! We all know this isn’t you!!
Played Kim Petras to this endangered butterfly today cause it’s probably never gotten to hear this kind of music before :(
April 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Played Kim Petras to this endangered butterfly today cause it’s probably never gotten to hear this kind of music before :(
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being a lesbian about tim henson again (sorry bro)
April 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
being a lesbian about tim henson again (sorry bro)
“Highfalutin” implies the existence of “lowfalutin” which is exactly what I am
April 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“Highfalutin” implies the existence of “lowfalutin” which is exactly what I am
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(watching a guy with the nickname "Car Crash Chris" crash my car seconds after handing him the keys) what the hell...
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
(watching a guy with the nickname "Car Crash Chris" crash my car seconds after handing him the keys) what the hell...
White boy summer? In this economy? Sorry guys, I think we’re gonna have to cancel it again. Maybe next year :/
April 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
White boy summer? In this economy? Sorry guys, I think we’re gonna have to cancel it again. Maybe next year :/
My Twisted Tea-induced sleep paralysis demon is an alarming shadowy figure called The Frat Man. I am afraid
April 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My Twisted Tea-induced sleep paralysis demon is an alarming shadowy figure called The Frat Man. I am afraid
I have gay little shoulders that were made for a tote bag
March 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have gay little shoulders that were made for a tote bag
If gooning had a monarchy I’d be a serf or like a peasant. But only because I work a lot harder at it and am not adequately rewarded for my efforts
March 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If gooning had a monarchy I’d be a serf or like a peasant. But only because I work a lot harder at it and am not adequately rewarded for my efforts
Thinking about the bme pain olympics guys. Like what are they up to these days
March 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Thinking about the bme pain olympics guys. Like what are they up to these days
I don’t look at pørn on Google. I look at it on deranged hyper-specific subreddits like a normal person
March 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t look at pørn on Google. I look at it on deranged hyper-specific subreddits like a normal person
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Hey everyone!
I’m on NPR’s “It’s been a minute” talking about the R word.
www.npr.org/2025/03/05/1...
I’m on NPR’s “It’s been a minute” talking about the R word.
www.npr.org/2025/03/05/1...
The R-word is back. But why? : It's Been a Minute
Over the past few years, Brittany has noticed the resurgence the R-word - a word that otherwise left the cultural lexicon. And while that's troubling in and of itself, its return may also have larger ...
www.npr.org
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hey everyone!
I’m on NPR’s “It’s been a minute” talking about the R word.
www.npr.org/2025/03/05/1...
I’m on NPR’s “It’s been a minute” talking about the R word.
www.npr.org/2025/03/05/1...
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You can tell when a show is "adult animation" because it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen
March 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You can tell when a show is "adult animation" because it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen
I’ve started detransitioning (neglecting my skincare)
March 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’ve started detransitioning (neglecting my skincare)
There are like zero free bathrooms remaining in Portland. On an unrelated note, Portland business owners continue to complain that the streets smell like piss
March 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There are like zero free bathrooms remaining in Portland. On an unrelated note, Portland business owners continue to complain that the streets smell like piss