the muad'doob
tomboypaizuri.bsky.social
the muad'doob
@tomboypaizuri.bsky.social
fuck playing with they worm i have become the worm
ps5: 5 the niggas
May 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I like ya cut G
May 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
April 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I LOVE POLLEN I LOVE GOING BLIND CAUSE THE TREES ARE TRYING TO CUM IN MY EYES GREAT FUCKING SEASON I LOVE SPRING
April 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
dougdoug sitting in the villain chair and all it does is turn him 10% more chinese
April 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
The best part about making coffee is knowing that americans don’t know how to, and it’s important to make coffee, so that you can remind yanks that they can’t have anything good in life.
Hey, that's a pretty good coffee... Not that an ameriKKKaner would know HAHA HAHAHAHAHA
April 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
March 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
western mind cannot comprehend this
March 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Should I get this shirt
March 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
an old synthesizer is the best instrument ever cause it's just ubiquitous with wizard shit

70s electronic music? yeah thats magic to my ears
rock? hell yeah throw that 2 minute solo at the start of a 9 minute song about some evil tower
metal? you fuckong know it
March 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
how about a tiger in this trying time
March 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
March 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
March 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
all this good boy shit got me fucked up. if i ever get a dog im gonna have to tell it "whos a real nigga? whos a real nigga? you are!" while petting it
February 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
February 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
KOBOLD SICHTUNG REAL DUSSELDORF 1544 - sent by Martin Luther via die Schwartzentubbe
February 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
February 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I dont actually know what hoes are i just assume its like karma where if you scare too many of them you go to the circle of hell where Jāhvāshūřghuppa gives you toothy head for 628 quadrillion years
January 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"you gotta be Seikima II frontman and lead singer His Excellency Demon Kakka playing a tiny trumpet while covering King Crimson- 21st Century Schizoid Man if you think we fuckin"
my 悪魔が来たりてヘヴィメタる END OF CENTURY HEAVY METAL DEMON ass:
January 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Bakker Arent Oostwaard en zijn vrouw Catharina Keizerswaard, more commonly known in English as "White Yakub Wit Da Bread" by Jan Steen (not to be confused with the cooler steen)
January 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Shouting into the abyss "yo am I actually retarded" and being met with a resounding "yes nigga" from the depths
January 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
white boy smokes that SEX MACHINEGUNS TEKKEN II - this is what happened to his immortal soul
January 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM