The other interviewers are journalists who know how the game is played. When reporting on a campaign, you have to save a bunch of the important info for your book so you can buy a townhouse in Georgetown. It would never occur to them to ask, “why did you hold that back?” because it’s obvious.

When my grandma’s lupus got really bad, her pain kinda settled down after midnight and she’d sleep from 2:00 am to 10:00 am.
So, maybe he’s got dementia and lupus?

James Norton is in the Roger Moore style where he’d look absolutely appalled every time he’d have to punch someone.

Because Dems won’t raise the issue for fear of hurting the feelings of their congressional leadership.

The Minotaur insists on playing shortstop, but is bad at it.

Tom Homan, Trump’s “border czar,” accepted $50,000 that was stuffed in a bag from the fast food chain Cava.

Also Firefly, but I figured everybody says that and the Joss Whedon awfulness means it’s probably better that it died before he could fuck it up.

Well, this aged poorly. 😬

I’m increasingly feeling that this investigation will end with 5-10 federal agents fired or charged with various crimes and zero murderers arrested.

Famous people usually practice two or three signatures. Travis Kelce is not signing his checks the same way he signs a jersey for a charity auction.

Jokes aside, heating pad and 12-15 Advil a day are the only things that work for me.

I find that if I say, “oh I just gotta take it easy for a couple days and then get moving again” it makes no difference in my pain level, but people think I’m brave.

Marge Gunderson

It’s got to be that he’s mixing various legal and illegal drugs, right? Like sometimes he can barely sit still, sometimes he’s shaky, sometimes he’s super chatty…

Why do they apparently have so many dildos that they can leave a spare one behind?

Wait, which direction do you imagine facing?

A secret service agent accidentally shot JFK and everyone agreed to blame Oswald.

We had one Scottish student at my college. His accent was very popular with the girls until everyone figured out he had come to the U.S., in part, to say the n-word and call girls bitches.