Introducing Rainbow Crunch—the cereal bursting with colors not found in nature and vitamins your body can’t pronounce.

Because nothing says childhood wellness like neon dye and 38g of sweet, crunchy denial.

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From the flavor labs of McDonald’s comes the McGravy Shake—where milkshake meets meat drippings in a bold, beverage experience.

It’s not a drink. It’s a dare.

Because when your dessert has gravy in it… you’ve already given up.

#McGravyShake #FastFoodFail

Infused with matcha-scented intentions and sea salt blessed by moonlight, this “cleanse” promises clarity, balance, and just enough trans fats to realign your chakras sideways.

Because in today’s world, wellness is whatever the label says it is.

With 800 calories of pure holiday spirit in every cup, it’s the feast you never asked for, now available in Tall, Grande, and Gobble size. Only at Starbucks*.

*Not really. Please don’t ask for it.

#TurkeyGravyLatte #StarbucksParody #800CaloriesOfLove #FakeDrinkRealRegret #StuffedNotStirred

Big news! Tomato SMS is now available to everyone!

We’ve gathered great feedback, made big improvements, & have even more planned—macro tracking, fun nutrition tips, & more!

Your health matters. Start today for just 11 cents/day.

Try it & share with anyone who’d benefit!

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A big part of weight management is 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹. If you can eat within your daily calorie limit without feeling hungry, weight loss becomes much easier.

Out of the two, which one will keep you feeling full throughout the day?

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5 Common Weight Loss Mistakes to Avoid!

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Did you know that you can count calories by texting ?

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No excuses. Just start! ✨
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Knowing what you eat isn’t just smart—it’s empowering! You control your energy, mood, and goals, one bite at a time. 🥗💡

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Eating better can change your taste buds! Over time, you’ll crave veggies more than junk food—your brain rewires itself to love the good stuff. 🥦🤯

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“Many struggle with weight loss because they rely on motivation, not systems. Build habits, not hype—meal prep, track progress, and set realistic goals for long-term success. 🌟”

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