It’s not him even, it’s the people around him are never ever giving up power.

It’s embarrassing is what it is.

Impossibly dumb doesn’t exist anymore

A million ways to die in the west

I think I’ll just get a master for that janky lock and walk around charging people 5 bucks to open the cabinet.

I used to enjoy watching idiots get trampled going for that $20 toaster oven. Good fun there.

We’re tuning out cable news, yes.

This is why I stopped watching the news. Plus I got tired of the same talking heads saying the same shit. I won’t do what I did last time.

They need to figure it out

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Putin has repeatedly sworn to destroy America in many many speeches over many decades.

He interferes in elections.
He invades countries.
He keeps the Russian people poor and enriches his oligarchs. They teach that America is evil in their fucking schools.

But, gee, why is he a bad guy again?

I gave up blocking on twitter. Blocking here, like, erases their existence. It’s really nice!

Why does it show me ALL of their retweets too? Like, mix in a few others or something. I dunno, still a very nice and improving experience being here.

I was 14. That was a really fun time in SF.

I’m not a petty person but it sure would be fun to see Bluesky get some love in the Apple App Store.

Ok I’m petty af. Fuck twitter.