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That would be swell.
February 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
two men wearing suits and hats are sitting at a table .
ALT: two men wearing suits and hats are sitting at a table .
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December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
So, they don't have a name?
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Reposted by Tom
I do encourage people to stray from the recipe and salt / season the turkey beforehand.

I have tried it both ways and it’s so much more flavorful if you season it first (even if you have some crispy herbs you’ve gotta wipe off when it comes out). I also slather it in butter before cooking.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Marry, ferry, bury
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Are you sure they're tourists? I don't see them beating anyone and there's not a single weapon.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So very disappointing that this will be your legacy.
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It's costing them votes so you fucking cave? Retire today. Don't wait another second.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Sounds like you're being played. Don't fall for it. Signed, a constituent.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Thankfully they are as accurate as the other stormtroopers.
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM