Alex came to me when he was 13-ish and he's 17-ish now. He will let me rub his ears like a safety blanket and cuddle him like a teddy bear when I sleep. He also licks constantly, if that's your thing.

That's it, that's the story. Pushover Night Manager likely bought that inkjet when the students asked (he is a pushover), because apparently knowing the specs/limits of ANY tech you interact with is THE OLD MAGICS and DEEP ARCANE LORE. And they still forget I work evenings too.

The end.

Our usually laid back boss was on the warpath after the initial infraction. He was so mad that he didn't look at the offending pages closely enough to see the bylines.

Student wrangler did.

So these broadsheets, they are three pages, printed front and back and stapled in the middle, two columns to a side (so 4 columns on a page), 8 or 9 point font, maximum, single spaced, nearly no images.

This is probably the only thing that saved the author from being fired.

(You'll recall this started when IT noticed the office printer was running through multiple toner cartridges in a month, and then our activists left a 2000+print job unfinished in the printer for the morning shift to find)

How did head student wrangler find out, since they, unlike me, didn't watch our young activists egregiously misuse our printers?

Well, the guy doing the largest print jobs SIGNED HIS NAME TO THE BROADSHEETS

I will keep track, for sure! I dislike being project lead

Me: hey group, I'm at the studio for the open lab day and I will be until [time] of anyone wants to work on this in person

Group:

Well, I was wanting to do the project solo... Sigh.