Ryan Taranis
@tokenhumanfriend.bsky.social
Small squishy human living in a big fuzzy world. Prone to giving history lectures on fictional universes (He/Him, 18+ only!)
Cue the "I'm not a furry, but..."s
a woman is being interviewed by a man on a red carpet and the woman is saying well yes .
ALT: a woman is being interviewed by a man on a red carpet and the woman is saying well yes .
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November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Cue the "I'm not a furry, but..."s
He looks like a man that will keep playing despite the shoot out in the saloon
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
He looks like a man that will keep playing despite the shoot out in the saloon
Aww, is that all the big? 😢
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Aww, is that all the big? 😢
By the end of the movie, the giant learns the value of community and also manages to bring the town even closer together ....
...by devouring them all in one sitting.
...by devouring them all in one sitting.
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
By the end of the movie, the giant learns the value of community and also manages to bring the town even closer together ....
...by devouring them all in one sitting.
...by devouring them all in one sitting.
Hallmark Christmas movie of a big city giant whose circumstances force them to spend the holidays in a small town and learn the joys of flattening an old barn and terrorizing the local high school sporting events....
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hallmark Christmas movie of a big city giant whose circumstances force them to spend the holidays in a small town and learn the joys of flattening an old barn and terrorizing the local high school sporting events....
Talk about a continental shelf 🤯
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Talk about a continental shelf 🤯
Also weightlifting is a skill like anything else. We're also all human so we get flattered by people thinking we're good enough to ask for advice on something...people will be more than likely excited to offer their two cents (as long as you ask at an appropriate time 😉)
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Also weightlifting is a skill like anything else. We're also all human so we get flattered by people thinking we're good enough to ask for advice on something...people will be more than likely excited to offer their two cents (as long as you ask at an appropriate time 😉)
Everyone in the gym started at that place too.
Most of the folks that you are intimidated by are vain motherfuckers who are busy watching/admiring themselves to notice what someone else is doing unless a) they're bigger than them or b)it's REALLY inappropriate (safety wise or just outright strange)
Most of the folks that you are intimidated by are vain motherfuckers who are busy watching/admiring themselves to notice what someone else is doing unless a) they're bigger than them or b)it's REALLY inappropriate (safety wise or just outright strange)
October 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Everyone in the gym started at that place too.
Most of the folks that you are intimidated by are vain motherfuckers who are busy watching/admiring themselves to notice what someone else is doing unless a) they're bigger than them or b)it's REALLY inappropriate (safety wise or just outright strange)
Most of the folks that you are intimidated by are vain motherfuckers who are busy watching/admiring themselves to notice what someone else is doing unless a) they're bigger than them or b)it's REALLY inappropriate (safety wise or just outright strange)
No but I am happy to see giant wolves
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
No but I am happy to see giant wolves
Don't make a hardwood joke, don't make a hardwood joke, don't make a hardwood joke....
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Don't make a hardwood joke, don't make a hardwood joke, don't make a hardwood joke....
Hate that I have an appropriate vore meme but here we are
October 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hate that I have an appropriate vore meme but here we are
Good shit right there 🙌🏻
October 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Good shit right there 🙌🏻
Under the uhm...head 😳
October 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Under the uhm...head 😳
Adding the BR? Why don't we just balance the pistol while we're at it?
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Adding the BR? Why don't we just balance the pistol while we're at it?
I am very concerned by the weather reports calling for flooding now ...
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I am very concerned by the weather reports calling for flooding now ...
This is the dream from the micro perspective
October 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This is the dream from the micro perspective
Seconded. The nuts not going is how we got into this situation...
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Seconded. The nuts not going is how we got into this situation...
.... I'll go re-up my insurance plan....
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
.... I'll go re-up my insurance plan....
An absolute unit. Terrifyingly massive
spongebob is sitting on a couch with his mouth open and says wooow .
ALT: spongebob is sitting on a couch with his mouth open and says wooow .
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October 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
An absolute unit. Terrifyingly massive
Not an actual kobold, but I have the heart of one!
October 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Not an actual kobold, but I have the heart of one!