Ryan Taranis
@tokenhumanfriend.bsky.social
Small squishy human living in a big fuzzy world. Prone to giving history lectures on fictional universes (He/Him, 18+ only!)
Aww, is that all the big? 😢
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Aww, is that all the big? 😢
Hate that I have an appropriate vore meme but here we are
October 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hate that I have an appropriate vore meme but here we are
Gifting all my dog sona friends a Lambchop for Christmas
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Gifting all my dog sona friends a Lambchop for Christmas
Well that was a nice, relaxing 11 day vacation. Now to check up on all the news I might've missed ....
September 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Well that was a nice, relaxing 11 day vacation. Now to check up on all the news I might've missed ....
Being on vacation and having an excessive amount of Smol Energy™ to bug my big friends on subway rides
September 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Being on vacation and having an excessive amount of Smol Energy™ to bug my big friends on subway rides
You REALLY should
August 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You REALLY should
So now that I have entered a Netflix polycule, I finally watched Kpop Demon Hunters I have already watched it twice and listened to the soundtrack four times since Friday
August 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So now that I have entered a Netflix polycule, I finally watched Kpop Demon Hunters I have already watched it twice and listened to the soundtrack four times since Friday
Sure. Don't usually feel super comfortable with asking for attention, but been pouring from an empty cup the last few weeks and could use a boost.
July 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sure. Don't usually feel super comfortable with asking for attention, but been pouring from an empty cup the last few weeks and could use a boost.
I just had a 14 year old patient tell me she's "really gotten into Dad rock lately, like Blink 182 and Sublime"
If anyone needs me, I'll be bathing in eye cream...
If anyone needs me, I'll be bathing in eye cream...
July 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I just had a 14 year old patient tell me she's "really gotten into Dad rock lately, like Blink 182 and Sublime"
If anyone needs me, I'll be bathing in eye cream...
If anyone needs me, I'll be bathing in eye cream...
Quote with a character that if you came out to them, their first response would be, "I'm gayer.'"
July 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Quote with a character that if you came out to them, their first response would be, "I'm gayer.'"
The Dunkin near me did the least several years ago
June 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The Dunkin near me did the least several years ago
Also just realized: holy cow do they have A LOT of ground to cover
June 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Also just realized: holy cow do they have A LOT of ground to cover
Office Coordinator: UGHHH
Me: What's wrong?
OC: I've been on the phone with X insurance company for the last hour and a half to get them to resend us denial letter covering Mrs. Y's procedure so we can at least have documentation
Me: Wait ...they're denying your request to be denied?
OC: Yeah...
Me: What's wrong?
OC: I've been on the phone with X insurance company for the last hour and a half to get them to resend us denial letter covering Mrs. Y's procedure so we can at least have documentation
Me: Wait ...they're denying your request to be denied?
OC: Yeah...
May 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Office Coordinator: UGHHH
Me: What's wrong?
OC: I've been on the phone with X insurance company for the last hour and a half to get them to resend us denial letter covering Mrs. Y's procedure so we can at least have documentation
Me: Wait ...they're denying your request to be denied?
OC: Yeah...
Me: What's wrong?
OC: I've been on the phone with X insurance company for the last hour and a half to get them to resend us denial letter covering Mrs. Y's procedure so we can at least have documentation
Me: Wait ...they're denying your request to be denied?
OC: Yeah...
Well at first I thought having the name tags filled out already was a nice touch, but now I'm a bit concerned....
February 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Well at first I thought having the name tags filled out already was a nice touch, but now I'm a bit concerned....
*gets to the Valentine's Day episode* Oh yeah, definitely have one of ours on the inside
February 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
*gets to the Valentine's Day episode* Oh yeah, definitely have one of ours on the inside
Finally catching up on the Harley Quinn show on HBo Max and uhm.....
You know when a writer writes something a little *too* specifically?
You know when a writer writes something a little *too* specifically?
February 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Finally catching up on the Harley Quinn show on HBo Max and uhm.....
You know when a writer writes something a little *too* specifically?
You know when a writer writes something a little *too* specifically?
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
February 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
Laras woke up in a mood and is about to make it everyone's problem...
February 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Laras woke up in a mood and is about to make it everyone's problem...
Well I guess I found my new go to for any time a content creator turns out to be an awful human
February 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Well I guess I found my new go to for any time a content creator turns out to be an awful human
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
January 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline