Still believe one can't truly be wise and garner truly British humor without watching this.

Where's the frozen turkey? Ha.

I've never heard of a stunt turkey until just now. So one for show, and one to go. I guess the other is for later. We had enough trouble getting one small turkey. Ha.

I never asked for it and don't need it.

You are seriously so so organized.

Wow. I'd be a wee bit leary of going outside with that going on.