The internet. Sometimes it amuses me.

“Messi goes for another title. Unfortunately, there is another team rumored to be playing.”

Black-Headed Grosbeak, motherfuckers!

I guess I’m a bird guy now. This is now a bird account.

Artificial intelligence, everybody!

Anyway, say hi to our house finch White Stripes cover band. New album dropping soon.

Julio channeling Ichiro.

Everybody! Big news. I’ve developed a new and entirely infallible ADHD diagnosis tool.

Question 1: Were you gifted this comic more than once as a child and perhaps labeled something like “the absentminded professor”?

No? —> You’re good.
Yes? —> Congrats! You had undiagnosed ADHD!

They should just follow the basketball team’s lead and name themselves the Utah Delta Blues.

You know it’s a speakeasy by the neon “speakeasy” sign in the glass window.

Don’t overcrowd your oven with sides. Let the turkey have some space.

Bake your rolls to a nice medium brown. Nobody wants undercooked rolls.

If you’re worried about burning the skin before the meat is done, you can put a foil cover on for a while.

2. Her name is Roux, which is what you need for your gravy and also the turkey gumbo you will make with the leftovers. A good gumbo roux should be at least this brown.

My Thanksgiving cooking advice thread with visual demonstration by my dog.

1. Spatchcocking is a great way to get an evenly cooked bird.

The most important course of the day…