Wisecracking TofuMidget
@tofumidget.bsky.social
Native NYer, DC transplant, bleeding heart liberal, half swede half jew, all smart ass, #PANK. Life is to short to drink bad beer. Childless #CatLady. I don't auto follow back so stop it with the cheeky pretty lady follows ffs
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ATTN: THREAD: The loyalty interviews have begun in DC. As someone who has direct experience with this, I have a couple of recommendations for all federal workers. Please share this widely, and with any federal government employee you know. 1/
January 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
ATTN: THREAD: The loyalty interviews have begun in DC. As someone who has direct experience with this, I have a couple of recommendations for all federal workers. Please share this widely, and with any federal government employee you know. 1/
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Hot tip for the next two years: a Republican bill does the opposite of what it’s called.
A GOP bill defunding schools that mandate vaccines would be called the “Protect our Schools Act.”
A GOP bill raising the retirement age for social security would be called the “Retire With Dignity Act.”
A GOP bill defunding schools that mandate vaccines would be called the “Protect our Schools Act.”
A GOP bill raising the retirement age for social security would be called the “Retire With Dignity Act.”
January 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Hot tip for the next two years: a Republican bill does the opposite of what it’s called.
A GOP bill defunding schools that mandate vaccines would be called the “Protect our Schools Act.”
A GOP bill raising the retirement age for social security would be called the “Retire With Dignity Act.”
A GOP bill defunding schools that mandate vaccines would be called the “Protect our Schools Act.”
A GOP bill raising the retirement age for social security would be called the “Retire With Dignity Act.”
You left this world so much better than you found it. #PresidentCarter #39
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You left this world so much better than you found it. #PresidentCarter #39
Why did I suddenly get a dozen followers named lizzie? Was there a meeting of the lizzies? All with OF accounts? You got the wrong chick. Wth blockety-block
January 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why did I suddenly get a dozen followers named lizzie? Was there a meeting of the lizzies? All with OF accounts? You got the wrong chick. Wth blockety-block
I made Nicola Lamb's incredible pie crust for a simple gallette and it was perfect! Light, crisp, balanced, tender. #Sift is a baking nerd's dream
December 26, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I made Nicola Lamb's incredible pie crust for a simple gallette and it was perfect! Light, crisp, balanced, tender. #Sift is a baking nerd's dream
Am I watching An American in Paris for the beautiful music and gorgeous choreography? Yes! Am I also watching it for Gene Kelly's incredible ass? Hell yes!
December 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Am I watching An American in Paris for the beautiful music and gorgeous choreography? Yes! Am I also watching it for Gene Kelly's incredible ass? Hell yes!