heaven forbid I have a vice at the vice arcade

'its a good thing because smoking is bad' uh yeah cunt so is drinking and gambling, should we just nuke the entire venue? no more pub for anyone anymore. ffs

it thinks i'm ten years older than i am

yeah ofc my top 3 are 90s/2000s punk ffs 😅

it's a good thing I'll never be successful in any meaningful way cuz shit like this would get me cancelled so fast

I messaged this to one of the women I'm talking to and they responded with this, I think they're a keeper