it thinks i'm ten years older than i am

jesus fucking christ i am so god damn predictable

guess who officially booked an appointment to start his HRT journey

ignore how badly fried my hair is from the straightener but hey I dressed up as Gerard Way for my Halloween party

I messaged this to one of the women I'm talking to and they responded with this, I think they're a keeper

no one in this bar knows I'm blasting vampires will never hurt you by my chemical romance in my headphones

hi im oj im an almost 30yo man and im gonna take over the world in my hello kitty oodie

why does this vape play a 10 second baseball animation whenever I take a hit

wow i haven't been to the pub since last ye- oh nevermind

apparently the whole ass king of england was down the road from my work yesterday lmfao tf r u doing in parramatta of all places mate the only king we recognise here is