just found out that david foster wallace was not a tboy :-(
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
just found out that david foster wallace was not a tboy :-(
(stunna boy voice) i got jalapeño on my dick i’m burning my dick right now
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
(stunna boy voice) i got jalapeño on my dick i’m burning my dick right now
i wonder if calvin from the park tool videos has boy nipples
October 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i wonder if calvin from the park tool videos has boy nipples
sighing and tearing off another “complimentary footjob” coupon from the perforated footjob coupon booklet to mail to the irate white woman who has been holding up the phone at the for-profit diy hrt service desk because we shipped her dog bone shaped prog suppositories instead of the cat paw ones
October 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
sighing and tearing off another “complimentary footjob” coupon from the perforated footjob coupon booklet to mail to the irate white woman who has been holding up the phone at the for-profit diy hrt service desk because we shipped her dog bone shaped prog suppositories instead of the cat paw ones
bald and/or gay men are my real-life lolcows
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
bald and/or gay men are my real-life lolcows
i don’t turn into a dog to cum, i turn into a dog so that i can pass off the liability to my ‘owner’ when i purposefully knock over an annoying, short bisexual man
October 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i don’t turn into a dog to cum, i turn into a dog so that i can pass off the liability to my ‘owner’ when i purposefully knock over an annoying, short bisexual man
i love the seattle marinara baseball team. of course the man who hits the ball good has a saucy ass. i want to ride a trollybus to the stadium and walk through light misty rain without a coat. i don’t care if we lose
October 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i love the seattle marinara baseball team. of course the man who hits the ball good has a saucy ass. i want to ride a trollybus to the stadium and walk through light misty rain without a coat. i don’t care if we lose
grok, do a fourier analysis of that boob jiggle
October 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
grok, do a fourier analysis of that boob jiggle
i call it laying pipe because i will let women who are plumbers fuck me. maybe in their work vans next to the pex fittings and basin wrenches
October 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i call it laying pipe because i will let women who are plumbers fuck me. maybe in their work vans next to the pex fittings and basin wrenches
if one of your roommates has trouble doing the dishes, maybe try telling her that the kitchen sink is like a bidet for her plates and bowls
October 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
if one of your roommates has trouble doing the dishes, maybe try telling her that the kitchen sink is like a bidet for her plates and bowls
they tortured a lot of people in the catholic inquisitions to figure out if they had butt sex but if you did that today they’d probably cum
October 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
they tortured a lot of people in the catholic inquisitions to figure out if they had butt sex but if you did that today they’d probably cum
they named the entire neighborhood ”edgewater” but i don’t think we should be encouraging that. someone might get a uti from the lake
October 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
they named the entire neighborhood ”edgewater” but i don’t think we should be encouraging that. someone might get a uti from the lake
“slow neck head all the way down” is nothing compared to rocking stim head when i rock slowly and also all the way down
October 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
“slow neck head all the way down” is nothing compared to rocking stim head when i rock slowly and also all the way down
there would be something poetic about my unreinforced masonry apartment collapsing in a massive earthquake and crushing me under the weight of all the bricks
October 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
there would be something poetic about my unreinforced masonry apartment collapsing in a massive earthquake and crushing me under the weight of all the bricks
the third inning kidney stone, the second inning anal fissure, and, of course, the ill-fated first inning fisting scene followed by a high-oxalate snack that started it all
The seventh inning stretch, the sixth inning cardio, the fifth inning talk therapy, the fourth inning healthy eating habits
October 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
the third inning kidney stone, the second inning anal fissure, and, of course, the ill-fated first inning fisting scene followed by a high-oxalate snack that started it all
Reposted by girl chunks in brine
i’d eat the fuck outta shrek’s ovegrown tboy pussy
October 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i’d eat the fuck outta shrek’s ovegrown tboy pussy
soft rains wash dust off my feet,
long ago, far past, now to june.
mourn no tyrant sun, that regime of heat,
but that collar tan, which really slay’d poon.
long ago, far past, now to june.
mourn no tyrant sun, that regime of heat,
but that collar tan, which really slay’d poon.
October 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
soft rains wash dust off my feet,
long ago, far past, now to june.
mourn no tyrant sun, that regime of heat,
but that collar tan, which really slay’d poon.
long ago, far past, now to june.
mourn no tyrant sun, that regime of heat,
but that collar tan, which really slay’d poon.
she calls you mommy (awooga), buuuut she’s a birdgirl and you’re about to eat dinner..
October 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
she calls you mommy (awooga), buuuut she’s a birdgirl and you’re about to eat dinner..
AGP like the cigarette burn selfie album (frequently opened)
Ok but is it AGP like Billie Eilish or AGP like internalized misogyny
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
AGP like the cigarette burn selfie album (frequently opened)
my bidet-having friends who still buy new tp, how do you sleep at night knowing you tolerate bidetphobia? you sit in silence as your houseguests wipe. shame.
September 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
my bidet-having friends who still buy new tp, how do you sleep at night knowing you tolerate bidetphobia? you sit in silence as your houseguests wipe. shame.
of course we should destroy the usual things like cops and private property and suburbs and animal agriculture, but i also hope everyone knows that there will be no place for fake bisexuals
September 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
of course we should destroy the usual things like cops and private property and suburbs and animal agriculture, but i also hope everyone knows that there will be no place for fake bisexuals
someone should produce a trans retelling of The Birds where the protagonist feeds her girlfriend squirty cherry tomatoes and nectarines as a clicker treat, thus accidentally and malevolently clicker training the fruit fly infestation endemic to their shared apartment
September 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
someone should produce a trans retelling of The Birds where the protagonist feeds her girlfriend squirty cherry tomatoes and nectarines as a clicker treat, thus accidentally and malevolently clicker training the fruit fly infestation endemic to their shared apartment
Reposted by girl chunks in brine
proofing two parallel loaves in wicker baskets, call that a frotform
September 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
proofing two parallel loaves in wicker baskets, call that a frotform
oi bruv, don’t go neckin’ that paracetamol and oestradiol; you’re meant to hoof it off me bollocks like a cheeky line of beak innit
September 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
oi bruv, don’t go neckin’ that paracetamol and oestradiol; you’re meant to hoof it off me bollocks like a cheeky line of beak innit
working on replicating that paper that says squirt is pee but we’re gonna use food coloring and asparagus instead of pelvic ultrasounds and liquid chromatography/tandem mass spec
September 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
working on replicating that paper that says squirt is pee but we’re gonna use food coloring and asparagus instead of pelvic ultrasounds and liquid chromatography/tandem mass spec