TofuLovesTacos
@tofuburritos.bsky.social
Hii, my name is Tofu & I’m mostly here to experience tru twitter nostalgia. 🤭
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TofuLovesTacos
@tofuburritos.bsky.social
· Jan 28
This feels like when something bad is about to happen to my Sims and the music gets rly scary but I can’t see where the scary thing is to help try to save them 🫣
I asked my wife who she was caked up in the phone with and she just looked at me confused 😂
Maybe this was just a thing in Tampa, but in the late 2000s/early 2010s being “caked up” used to refer to having long, cutesy pillow talk on the phone with bae….I can’t be the only one who remembers this?!
Maybe this was just a thing in Tampa, but in the late 2000s/early 2010s being “caked up” used to refer to having long, cutesy pillow talk on the phone with bae….I can’t be the only one who remembers this?!
August 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I asked my wife who she was caked up in the phone with and she just looked at me confused 😂
Maybe this was just a thing in Tampa, but in the late 2000s/early 2010s being “caked up” used to refer to having long, cutesy pillow talk on the phone with bae….I can’t be the only one who remembers this?!
Maybe this was just a thing in Tampa, but in the late 2000s/early 2010s being “caked up” used to refer to having long, cutesy pillow talk on the phone with bae….I can’t be the only one who remembers this?!
Anybody still supporting trump at this point should just go ahead & drink the kool-aid. 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼
August 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Anybody still supporting trump at this point should just go ahead & drink the kool-aid. 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼
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The craziest thing about Donald’s meeting with Putin is that he’s a pedophile with his name all over the Epstein files and everyone knows it.
August 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The craziest thing about Donald’s meeting with Putin is that he’s a pedophile with his name all over the Epstein files and everyone knows it.
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Heavy on thiiiiis 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
If churches are allowed to endorse political candidates, then they must also pay taxes.
July 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Heavy on thiiiiis 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
170 days of hell and this mf is still alive….im looking at u CIA 👀
July 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
170 days of hell and this mf is still alive….im looking at u CIA 👀
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If Christian Nationalist parents are allowed to have their kids opt-out of any books that dare mention anyone gay, then all the other parents should be allowed to let their kids opt-out from the Ten Commandments.
June 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If Christian Nationalist parents are allowed to have their kids opt-out of any books that dare mention anyone gay, then all the other parents should be allowed to let their kids opt-out from the Ten Commandments.
Ppl will boldly stand on “women are too irrationally emotional to be president” rhetoric…and then actively support men who send bombs off for no reason, with no approval. Like…somebody plz make it make sense. 🙄😒
June 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Ppl will boldly stand on “women are too irrationally emotional to be president” rhetoric…and then actively support men who send bombs off for no reason, with no approval. Like…somebody plz make it make sense. 🙄😒
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June 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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she’s got a point
June 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
she’s got a point
I hate that this #taco shit is trending 😮💨 mostly bc now I feel like I have to change my username 🥹 I do love tacos, just happen to hate that one in particular. 🫠
May 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I hate that this #taco shit is trending 😮💨 mostly bc now I feel like I have to change my username 🥹 I do love tacos, just happen to hate that one in particular. 🫠
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The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
May 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
Banning books to remove diversity from society is the actual dumbest thing they’ve ever been concerned about. But Okay 😌 *ends rant* Moving On.
May 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Banning books to remove diversity from society is the actual dumbest thing they’ve ever been concerned about. But Okay 😌 *ends rant* Moving On.
I just want to say, in my youth, I never read any books that promoted LGBTQAI+ anything, but I am still very very much a homo. So if you’re concerned about what books the kids are reading, I assure you by taking them away you’re just giving them more free time to experiment w/ their gay friends lol.
May 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I just want to say, in my youth, I never read any books that promoted LGBTQAI+ anything, but I am still very very much a homo. So if you’re concerned about what books the kids are reading, I assure you by taking them away you’re just giving them more free time to experiment w/ their gay friends lol.
It’s 2025, we have a Cheeto for president, our food and water are killing us now more than ever & life is already shitty enough.
So you can go ahead and 🗣️ STOP posting articles that are behind pay walls‼️ TY.
So you can go ahead and 🗣️ STOP posting articles that are behind pay walls‼️ TY.
May 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
It’s 2025, we have a Cheeto for president, our food and water are killing us now more than ever & life is already shitty enough.
So you can go ahead and 🗣️ STOP posting articles that are behind pay walls‼️ TY.
So you can go ahead and 🗣️ STOP posting articles that are behind pay walls‼️ TY.
If you don’t see all these big ass homes of rich fucks burning down for what it is….insurance fraud….ur not paying close enough attention.
I’m sure with Frump in office fuckin with rich people’s investment funds, there will be many more million dollar homes suddenly going up in flames.
I’m sure with Frump in office fuckin with rich people’s investment funds, there will be many more million dollar homes suddenly going up in flames.
May 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
If you don’t see all these big ass homes of rich fucks burning down for what it is….insurance fraud….ur not paying close enough attention.
I’m sure with Frump in office fuckin with rich people’s investment funds, there will be many more million dollar homes suddenly going up in flames.
I’m sure with Frump in office fuckin with rich people’s investment funds, there will be many more million dollar homes suddenly going up in flames.
I’m really upset to know that people are actually calling posting on Bluesky “skeeting”. I don’t like that. I don’t like that one bit.
a man in a suit and tie sits in front of a sign that says michael scott on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sits in front of a sign that says michael scott on it
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m really upset to know that people are actually calling posting on Bluesky “skeeting”. I don’t like that. I don’t like that one bit.
Anybody else enjoy today’s wordle? 🤭😶🌫️
April 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Anybody else enjoy today’s wordle? 🤭😶🌫️
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If only people had believed the warnings present in Project 2025 and its planned decimation of America.
April 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If only people had believed the warnings present in Project 2025 and its planned decimation of America.
My butt and thigh muscles are sore just from harvesting my potato planter yesterday 🤔 the workout I never knew I needed.
Imagine if I had actual land to grow produce on. I’d simultaneously be hotter & less worried about Salmonella/E. coli in my food 🥴
Imagine if I had actual land to grow produce on. I’d simultaneously be hotter & less worried about Salmonella/E. coli in my food 🥴
April 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
My butt and thigh muscles are sore just from harvesting my potato planter yesterday 🤔 the workout I never knew I needed.
Imagine if I had actual land to grow produce on. I’d simultaneously be hotter & less worried about Salmonella/E. coli in my food 🥴
Imagine if I had actual land to grow produce on. I’d simultaneously be hotter & less worried about Salmonella/E. coli in my food 🥴
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The Dow Jones is on pace for its worst April since 1932. Are we feeling great yet?
April 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Dow Jones is on pace for its worst April since 1932. Are we feeling great yet?