Michael Tofias
tofias.bsky.social
Michael Tofias
@tofias.bsky.social
Pittsburgh.
Start calling him “Secretary Measles.”
July 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Mission: Impossible – P(doom).
May 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
WaPoop.
February 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
👎
January 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Reposted by Michael Tofias
So much of the Hunter Biden discourse is either dishonest or willfully naïve.
December 3, 2024 at 7:07 PM
🦃 🎉
November 28, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Voted.
November 5, 2024 at 2:09 PM
The party decides (when you’re too old).
July 21, 2024 at 7:03 PM
In a just world, the New York Yankees would be forced to assume Rudy Giuliani’s liabilities.
December 21, 2023 at 7:31 PM
☑️ Flu vaccine.
November 9, 2023 at 12:16 AM
I voted.
November 7, 2023 at 2:19 PM
“Gathering of the Protons”

↑ free band name
November 3, 2023 at 5:28 PM
The Fuse! Truly excellent sci-fi wrapped in crime comics. imagecomics.com/comics/serie...
So true. I'm on pretty much all the 'post-Twitter' networks, and none have anywhere near the same traction (though Bluesky is one of the better ones for engagement). If you've ever enjoyed one of my books, simply telling others who you think might also like it really is the best thing you can do 👍
There is no power on earth for authors like word of mouth. Especially with the death of Twitter, so many of us have lost huge chunks of our reach. So please, if you love a book, tell your friends and talk it up on your social media. No voice is too small, every single word counts. And thank you!
October 30, 2023 at 2:55 AM
😂 all those people who said politics was one dimensional
October 3, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Young Liars deserved a 20th anniversary oral history.
September 13, 2023 at 12:13 PM
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August 15, 2023 at 11:57 AM
I can reliably make my 2 y/o laugh his little head off by saying “undies” with the right tone of voice fwiw
July 31, 2023 at 3:30 PM
At least it was only 37 minutes.

↑ spoiler free review of Secret Invasion episode 4.
July 15, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Sometimes the enemy of your enemy is also your enemy.
July 13, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.
July 4, 2023 at 5:43 PM
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I have arrived.
July 3, 2023 at 4:14 AM
Don’t bother with the Bloomfield Farmers Market today, I bought up all the fruit.
July 1, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Carrot: rain starting in 8m

Sky: 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
June 26, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Spotted an Amazon by Rivian delivery truck (Pittsburgh).
June 23, 2023 at 6:21 PM