Toe Knee
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If I could be twenty years old again, with all I know now, I'd make a completely different set of mistakes.
Once things really go south, she handles it quite calmly.🤣
September 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Once things really go south, she handles it quite calmly.🤣
The elephants are the most civilized creatures in the video.
September 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The elephants are the most civilized creatures in the video.
Probably safest to just avoid Belgium.
September 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Probably safest to just avoid Belgium.
*mispronunciation* *Best*
September 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
*mispronunciation* *Best*
She'd probably kill me over a minor grammar mistake or mispronuncuiation. Ball to avoid the femme fatale altogether.🤣
September 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
She'd probably kill me over a minor grammar mistake or mispronuncuiation. Ball to avoid the femme fatale altogether.🤣
That would be me with Belgian Girl, but she intimidates me for other reasons, too.🤣
September 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
That would be me with Belgian Girl, but she intimidates me for other reasons, too.🤣
"No wine for me, no cookies for you."
August 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"No wine for me, no cookies for you."
The last time he performed Jumpin' Jack Flash.
August 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The last time he performed Jumpin' Jack Flash.
When I was on forest fire patrol in '85 we hit strong turbulence and the plane fell quite a distance. I had my big map case open next to me. All the maps flew out of the case and fell right back in, still in perfect order. Even the pilot was amazed.
August 31, 2025 at 5:55 AM
When I was on forest fire patrol in '85 we hit strong turbulence and the plane fell quite a distance. I had my big map case open next to me. All the maps flew out of the case and fell right back in, still in perfect order. Even the pilot was amazed.
I'd sleep with one eye open.
August 31, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'd sleep with one eye open.
Now let's see the same women after their 5th anniversary.🤣
August 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Now let's see the same women after their 5th anniversary.🤣
I'm 67. My spine is compressing all by itself.🤣
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'm 67. My spine is compressing all by itself.🤣
Elon knows the feeling.
August 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Elon knows the feeling.
The first step in baking croissants is learning how to pronounce 'croissant'.
August 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The first step in baking croissants is learning how to pronounce 'croissant'.
His fashion taste is the first sign he's a psycho.
August 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
His fashion taste is the first sign he's a psycho.