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toddkaplan.bsky.social
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Whatcha got there? Roast beef?
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Your first post made me think it was *only* salsa and mustard and at the time I thought “that sounds alright to me”
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Oh never mind. They needed IKF’s out. Got it.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Why wouldn’t the pitch to Kiner-Falefa count as a golden pitch? If he’d hit a home run instead of bunting, the Jays would have been champs, right?
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Shohei’s game tonight is, at worst, the sixth-greatest offensive performance in a single World Series game, and he has another AB coming.

Pujols (14 total bases in one game in 2011)
Panda (13 in 2012)
Reggie had 12 of course and so did the Babe twice.

And now Shohei.
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yes. Savage.
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
(Might have been just slightly in doubt.)
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
That was the 22nd time Blake Treinen has entered a playoff game with the lead. He's left the game with the lead in every one of those 22 appearances.
October 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Monkey’s paw curls
October 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Roller Coaster
YouTube video by 13th Floor Elevators - Topic
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October 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Roller Coaster
YouTube video by 13th Floor Elevators - Topic
youtu.be
October 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Eric Adams isn’t even the first James J. Walker!

(Eh, I know that doesn’t really hold up, but maybe close enough for a joke?)
September 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
And, with apologies to Little Bill Daggett, Weis does the duck of death.
September 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This guy ain’t worth two kopecks.
September 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I am now slightly less concerned about the outcome of this game
September 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Nice Cartier.

I have two Dubey & Schaldenbrands and they are the ones that get noticed. As in: “what is THAT?!?!”
September 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My god that gallet.
September 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My favorite William Saroyan fact: one of the most financially successful efforts in his career was co-writing the Rosemary Clooney song “Come On-a My House,” which he co-wrote with his cousin Ross Bagdasarian, creator of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
August 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
August 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM