Todd Farmer
@toddfarmer.bsky.social
Screenwriter. Portuguese farmer. Jason X, My Bloody Valentine 3D, Drive Angry.
August 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I’ve spent six months turning 8 unsold screenplays into prose. The first, Wolfbane with Tim Bradstreet cover Art, launches on Amazon in 3 days. I admit I’m giddy :)
July 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’ve spent six months turning 8 unsold screenplays into prose. The first, Wolfbane with Tim Bradstreet cover Art, launches on Amazon in 3 days. I admit I’m giddy :)
I don’t know anything about moles. I dig a 12 inch hole and buried her under soft dirt. I either killed her or gave her life.
April 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don’t know anything about moles. I dig a 12 inch hole and buried her under soft dirt. I either killed her or gave her life.
Cowboy Gandalf entering the hobbit hole.
March 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cowboy Gandalf entering the hobbit hole.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
January 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Editing her manuscript in the Winter Room by fire and pagan tree to the sounds of Tally Hall.
December 14, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Editing her manuscript in the Winter Room by fire and pagan tree to the sounds of Tally Hall.
Happy Jason in the Snow Day y’all.
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Happy Jason in the Snow Day y’all.
December 9, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Land. Dog. Goats.
December 3, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Land. Dog. Goats.
I decided I wouldn’t brag about my birthday present… But that was days ago.
November 28, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I decided I wouldn’t brag about my birthday present… But that was days ago.
A eucalyptus based topped off with White Oak. It’s officially too hot to write in here. My nipples are sweating… which I recommend if you have the means.
November 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
A eucalyptus based topped off with White Oak. It’s officially too hot to write in here. My nipples are sweating… which I recommend if you have the means.
I’m not saying we bought a castle surrounded by carneys. To the west it’s mostly haunted forest. Mostly.
November 16, 2024 at 4:31 AM
I’m not saying we bought a castle surrounded by carneys. To the west it’s mostly haunted forest. Mostly.
This is the Brown Foyer. This is where I put my boots on every morning.
November 15, 2024 at 3:11 PM
This is the Brown Foyer. This is where I put my boots on every morning.
It’s not, not hot.
November 11, 2024 at 10:35 PM
It’s not, not hot.
Love is in the air.
March 7, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Love is in the air.