Todd Farmer
@toddfarmer.bsky.social
Screenwriter. Portuguese farmer. Jason X, My Bloody Valentine 3D, Drive Angry.
August 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I’ve spent six months turning 8 unsold screenplays into prose. The first, Wolfbane with Tim Bradstreet cover Art, launches on Amazon in 3 days. I admit I’m giddy :)
July 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’ve spent six months turning 8 unsold screenplays into prose. The first, Wolfbane with Tim Bradstreet cover Art, launches on Amazon in 3 days. I admit I’m giddy :)
I’m still pissed off that Tom Petty is dead. And George Harrison and Prince and David Bowie. But fuckin Trump is still alive.
June 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’m still pissed off that Tom Petty is dead. And George Harrison and Prince and David Bowie. But fuckin Trump is still alive.
I don’t know anything about moles. I dig a 12 inch hole and buried her under soft dirt. I either killed her or gave her life.
April 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don’t know anything about moles. I dig a 12 inch hole and buried her under soft dirt. I either killed her or gave her life.
Big Wheel > Green Machine
April 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Big Wheel > Green Machine
I’m yer huckleberry.
April 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m yer huckleberry.
Cowboy Gandalf entering the hobbit hole.
March 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cowboy Gandalf entering the hobbit hole.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
January 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Reposted by Todd Farmer
I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...
There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
www.vulture.com
January 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...
Reposted by Todd Farmer
I’m a good writer. Sure I’ve written weird shit for money but loved every fucking word. Made big movies and flops. Made stupid money and slept in my car. Journey > destination, but destination has been lovely. That said, I’ll never be as good as the first 13 minutes of Searching for Bobby Fisher. :)
December 18, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I’m a good writer. Sure I’ve written weird shit for money but loved every fucking word. Made big movies and flops. Made stupid money and slept in my car. Journey > destination, but destination has been lovely. That said, I’ll never be as good as the first 13 minutes of Searching for Bobby Fisher. :)
Editing her manuscript in the Winter Room by fire and pagan tree to the sounds of Tally Hall.
December 14, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Editing her manuscript in the Winter Room by fire and pagan tree to the sounds of Tally Hall.
Happy Jason in the Snow Day y’all.
December 13, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Happy Jason in the Snow Day y’all.
December 9, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Land. Dog. Goats.
December 3, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Land. Dog. Goats.
Gregg Wallace’s career is ruined. He’ll have no choice but move into American politics.
December 1, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Gregg Wallace’s career is ruined. He’ll have no choice but move into American politics.
I decided I wouldn’t brag about my birthday present… But that was days ago.
November 28, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I decided I wouldn’t brag about my birthday present… But that was days ago.
Serious question: Women, can you be self deprecating at work or in a leadership role? OR is that show of self awareness and/or humanity interpreted as weakness and/or failure?
November 27, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Serious question: Women, can you be self deprecating at work or in a leadership role? OR is that show of self awareness and/or humanity interpreted as weakness and/or failure?