Toby
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Toby
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December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Billie Eilish asked an important question: "If you’re a billionaire, why are you a billionaire?"

There are FIVE ways to accumulate a billion dollars:

1) Profiting from a monopoly
2) Insider-trading
3) Political payoffs
4) Fraud
5) Inheritance

Billionaires are the result of a failed system.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
November 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Dear Apple. I was going to purchase a laptop and new watch. Once I read that you donated to that ballroom I decided to donate that money to my local food pantry. I’ve been an applecustomer for many years but I can not support your decision to support such an awful project.
October 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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What a crock of shit from Marc Benioff — who appears willfully ignorant of news and facts and so thirsty for approval and attention from the Trump tech bros (who in the past mocked him relentlessly) that he is soiling himself in public www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco
www.nytimes.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Democrats want a government funding bill that won't raise your health care costs by 75%.

Trump won't even meet with them.

He’s shutting the government down and making health care even more expensive for families.

What a bad deal for America.
September 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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just dropped my husband off @ the airport for his family visit in 🇩🇪

left his personal phone @ home on purpose but he did bring:

-permanent resident card
-driver license
-DEU passport
-green card approval copy
-marriage certificate
-house deed
-utilities bills
-pay stubs

wtf are we doing, people?
September 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Raskin: In any event, if he really cared about public safety in DC… he would not have pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and violent cop beaters on his first day in office. 
August 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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As you listen to an unhinged Trump try to justify deploying the National Guard in DC, here's reality:

Violent crime in DC is at a 30-year low.

www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...
August 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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You know how people called women hysterical for predicting the right wing would take down Roe v. Wade (which they've done) and then attack access to birth control (which they're doing)?

Hear me when I say that women's very right to vote is next.

www.npr.org/2025/08/09/n...
August 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
August 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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The winners of the midterms are already working on how to integrate ChatGPT , Gemini , etc into their campaigns. Millions of voters will simply ask " who should I vote for this election"
August 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The fact I'm terrified every time one of my kids leave the house right now is not ok. Even if they have their tribal ID and their other IDs on them.
June 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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#nokings #savannah
And here’s a lady getting arrested for wearing a medical mask
June 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“
June 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Sneak peak at all of America tomorrow for “No Kings Day” 🍊🦅🇺🇸
June 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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MURRAY: Will you allocate the $220m for literacy programs that Congress appropriated?

McMAHON: We're looking at the unallocated dollars to determine which of those programs we can best spend on

MURRAY: Those funds were appropriated. It looks to me like the dept is illegally impounding funding
June 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Congress is back in session—and your senators need to hear from you.

Tell them to vote NO on the Trump budget that would sell out America to give billionaires a tax break they don't even need.
June 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM